Teacher Reacts to Funny School Reviews

Mr. Terry is a high school history teacher. Today, we check out funny Google reviews left about schools!

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[MrTerry]

What would YOU write in a Google review of YOUR school?

[TheNeonParadox]

"No offense, but this school smells like macaroni." I'm ashamed to admit how long I laughed at that review.

[RTheStoryteller]

I love the way Mr. Terry wants to snarkly said "Is that my school?" then stopped when he sees "I ate a bees nest"

[DizzyMapping]

“Parents BEWARE! This school is terrible! My daughter went from a straight A and B kind of kid to hardly doing homework. The principal never returns phone calls and is absolutely NO CARE for the students! If being zoned here I strongly suggest home school or move and run far far away!”

[andreib]

"... you guys are getting karate chopped by anime people?" I lost my shit with this.

[lehammsamm]

I saw one that read:
"I was harassed by bullies. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"
🤣

[joaoduarteazevedo]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Best teacher on Youtube! Thanks Mr. Terry

[breakaleg]

"We never won anything in anything, nothing really happened, except when someone dropped a garlic bomb in the AC system"

[CatherineLee]

At my high school (I am in college, now) the school had to shut down the bathrooms by the science rooms because students kept on vaping in them. Also, I 100% agree with you on Google Translate. It is not accurate. My middle school Spanish teacher told us not to use Google Translate. We had to take Spanish in middle school, unless there were reasons to exempt someone from taking Spanish.

[dsmiley]

"...that is fair, Creamy Piss."
* wait, what did I just say? *

Literally laughed out loud.

[_AceInTheHole_]

Just looked up my school. One of the 3 reviews is as follows: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Gud skol do best ever"

[Sienna]

2:25- I have had a similar experience to this.

I was in my 9th grade Algebra I class when I look over and see my classmates making waffles with a waffle machine and everything. They brought fruit and whipped cream as well as plates and silverware. Neither the teachers, nor my classmates, gave a sh*t. It was glorious. 😂😂😂

[ksfirewolf]

We did this in middle school once. They said our assistant principle dressed like a hooker. The principal also called himself a dictator. Yes I did quote Benjamin Franklin with “is it not the duty of a morally correct and free society to overthrow a dictator?” And he just stated at me like I explained quantum physics.

[MahraiZiller]

Nobody knows bad school meals like anyone who went to a British primary school.
Everything was boiled.
Everything was over-boiled to the point that not just was the taste taken out, but a new taste of "over-boiled" added in with it's own smell. We're talking even the mash potato was indigestible. How the hell do you make mash potato indigestible? At his point I'm as impressed as I am horrified.

Seriously, you can walk past a British primary school at lunchtime and get Vietnam flashback PTSD just from the smell.
It's like World War 2 rationing still exists nearly a century on in this country - but only in primary schools inhabited by 5-11 year old children.
No wonder we're so angry all the time.

[Cellq]

Paigon - – a slang term for someone who is a fake, a liar or betrays their friend

[alexking]

Oh, btw Herr Terry your question about wha this a Paigon at 5:02 (A) Paigon is British slang a traitor, backstabber, &/or someone who is generally not a nice person!

[nbdywstkn]

9:59 At my old school somebody I knew wrote a review that said "dont tell ur friends". Funny stuff

[CatherineLee]

In Europe, some of the bathrooms are different. There would be a sink in one area and three closed-off stalls, including men's, women's, and a stall for people who have a baby/small children/wheel chair. Especially in France, like in restaurants. I just thought of that when the Mrs. Eranton comment came up. Sorry if I worded it a bit weirdly, I am just really tired and had a long day.

[kestrelthesoldier]

One time, I was reading reviews of my school out of curiosity, and I remember seeing a review of my school that compared it to the Soviet Union. The person who wrote the review compared the principal to Joseph Stalin and referred to the principal's office as "the gulag". Honestly, I have to agree.

[floorman]

I love when Mr. Terry History reacts to Matt Rose :D