The Expedition to Class 13 Deathworld That Proved Aliens Aren’t Built for This | HFY Stories

When gelatinous alien exchange students arrive at a futuristic Earth school, they’re thrown into the chaotic, unpredictable world of Class 13. In a music class led by the eccentric and unstoppable Ms. Grimble, these Altrian newcomers—who communicate using ultrasonic frequencies—attempt to join the school choir. What starts as a simple rehearsal spirals into a cascade of shattered windows, rampaging dogs, and an inexplicable cow stampede.

But amidst the chaos, a strange and beautiful harmony emerges, blending human creativity with alien resonance in ways no one ever expected. This Humanity, F** Yeah!* tale delivers laughter, absurdity, and a touching reminder of what makes humanity extraordinary. Brace yourself for ultrasonic shenanigans, interspecies hilarity, and a musical revolution that will leave the galaxy mooing for more! 🎤👽🐕

🎭 Characters Featuring in This Story:

Ms. Patricia Grimble 🪄🎵
The eccentric music teacher with an unwavering belief in the power of harmony—no matter how many windows break. Passionate, slightly chaotic, and hilariously dramatic, she’s the captain of this symphonic ship of fools.

Fzyp R’zzok 🌟👽
A lavender-hued, gelatinous alien with a gift for causing accidental mayhem. Fzyp struggles to understand Earth’s love for “illogical” music but grows to appreciate the emotional power of sound.

Leo McSweeney 📱🎧
A sarcastic and snack-loving student who provides the human perspective on the unfolding absurdity. Armed with a smartphone and a sense of humor, Leo captures the chaos like a seasoned war reporter.

Tasha Whitlock 🐹📚
Leo’s quick-witted best friend, always ready with a pun or a plan. When not rescuing the school mascot, Sir Nibbles, she’s deciphering the mysterious bond between Altrians and Earth’s furry creatures.

Principal Scrivener 🤦‍♂️🏫
The perpetually exasperated head of Jefferson Middle School. He’s just trying to survive another day without adding “alien-induced cow stampede” to the insurance claims.

The Altrian Delegation ✨👾
A group of floating, gelatinous aliens who wobble nervously through Earth’s wild culture. They’re learning that humans don’t just survive chaos—they thrive on it.

The Choir of Chaos 🐕🐄
Featuring an enthusiastic pack of dogs and a surprisingly melodic herd of cows, these unlikely companions help redefine the meaning of harmony.