Girl’s immediately turn into detectives 🕵️‍♀️😂

[BigBoyJay_]

I like to think he didn't have a gf, he just had standards and kicked her out

[yaang]

Plot twist: there was no girlfriend, but homie has to much self respect and self worth to deal with that baggage.

[brandonpollard]

Lil bro "dont touch my stuff"

[LoganTheBikeGuy]

POV: She is a detective, you just never knew

[michaelaustin]

Umm...yeah I'm just talking a 💩 😂😂😂😂

[CcokeS]

I'm a straight man who uses the exact same tree oil for hair

[Risxa_..]

"you took a really long sh*t"😂😂😂

[gracevictoriaa]

I love the "Don't touch my stuff "

[jessthemum]

Having a trust problem is a red flag, so that's why he lied about the squish melon and asked her to scram. Avoided a lifetime of problem 👍🏻👍🏻😅😅😅

[TheCzechLad_]

“You live by yourself right?”
“Yeah it’s just me”
🤨

[jzshn]

“You took a really long shit 💩 ” got me so hard 💀🤣

[NikosKrepeniotis]

There's no gf. He masterfully dodged a solar system. 😂😂

[Leytonstone]

"You live by yourself right"
"Yeah just me"
Little bro walks in 💀

[nokimping]

Her holding a bottle of steriods is hilarious 😂😂😂

[TheRealUncensoredTravelGuide]

Lied about a girlfriend but definitely proves a point.

[NoteyouraveRage]

To be fair, he did tell her that he lives alone...

[Stark]

"yea its js me"
5 mins later:

[PubgPeaks]

Those toothbrushes were on life support 😂

[AmericanAmbazonian]

"Don't touch my stuff."😂😂😂

[landonborum]

He should’ve instantly knew she was lying girls don’t poop