The Dumbest Discord User - The Pentagon Leaker

Military + Discord degenerate = Leaked Documents.

Jack Teixeira is a 21 year old Discord user who worked in the Massachusetts's US Air Nation Guard. They had clearance to top secret documents pertaining to all aspects of politics. From war updates to who the US is spying on, Jack had it all at his fingertips. A normal person would keep these classified pentagon documents safe and secure. However, Jack Teixeira was a Discord user, and Discord users are DUMB.

To satiate his own ego and need to feel cool in his Discord server "Thug Shaker Central", Jack posted photos of these classified documents to impress, and the end result is definitely far from impressive.

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00:00 - Intro
00:18 - Surfacing Leaks
02:08 - Contents of the Leaks
03:37 - How did it get Leaked
05:58 - The Hunt Begins
09:02 - F around and Find out
11:21 - Media Illiteracy
15:31 - Conclusion

[NoTextToSpeech]

The comments are probably funnier than this video tbh. It's a warzone down there so put on your hazmat suits.

[maulmemes]

Imagine spending billions on Cyber Security, just for a guy to leak everything you have on "Thug Shaker Central".

[comandosespeciales]

Russia probably would have payed millions of dollars for that information, but this guy actually released it for free to impress a bunch of discors users. I'm speechless

[VictusUnus]

What makes me laugh the most is that he didn't leak these documents, because of some deeply held conviction that the public needed to see them, but instead he did it to get internet clout with a bunch of teenagers in a discord. It's somehow more silly than those people who leak classified specs of military vehicles on the war thunder forums.

[General_MacArthur]

the embodiment of “the group chat got leaked”

[sib]

Kids in 2050 studying US History are going to have to remember "Thug Shaker Central" in order to answer an essay question pertaining to American Security in the Early 21th Century

[eunaosouovasco]

Imagine he goes to jail and forgets to cancel discord nitro, and comes back with severe credit card damage and a 15 year old nitro badge

[toshiroyamada]

If the FBI came into my neighbourhood and arrested someone. I'd frankly be shocked as I don't live in the USA

[justarandomsovietofficerwi]

"Welcome to jail. I got here because I robbed a bank. You?"

"I leaked classified military documents on Thug Shaker Central."

[YourCasualNCO]

Imagine the CIA agent trying to explain what "Thug Shaker" means to his boss 💀

[deezznuts]

Your honor, I understand that the information shared was classified, but can you imagine the clout? Could you resist being a true thug shaker?

[OneCptObvious]

The worst part is....he WAS ALREADY REPRIMANDED the year prior for possible leakage or at the most warned not to do it again.

[darlingtondeathbeam]

It's a shame that video won't be taken in the court. I would honestly pay to see top-level NATO officials describe the Thug Shaker

[taintedazazel]

The saddest part is that Jack isn't gonna be able to leak more documents to win any fights in prison.

[slxss]

He took a plea deal for 16 years for anyone wondering

[dice]

the funniest part of this is how easily he could’ve gotten away with it if he just wasn’t so damn dumb

[lordpuff]

Your honor. My client just engaged in moderate amounts of tomfoolery.

[papermaster]

What disturbs me more was the fact he could casually print these files and nobody questions it… he had over 300 documents

[collin]

Imagine chillin in the thug shaker central and someone leaks 30 classified us docs and then you’re just being hunted by the fbi

[charliemcmillan]

Going to the ace combat subreddit and saying “dude these planes suckkk their dimensions are all wrong here’s F-35 schematics”