Net Worth Explained | Don McMillan Comedy

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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you – you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

[Deathnotefan]

You know, given that most billionaires' net worth is tied up in property, stocks, etc. (ie, stuff that is worth money but not money itself) referring to it as "imaginary money" actually makes sense

[edl]

As a kid would call them the "fake numbers" or "Easter Bunny numbers" to annoy our math teacher. Our math teacher got back at us to annoy us she taught us complex numbers.

[KiranasOfRizon]

As a computer scientist I heard him emphasize the word "complex" and knew immediately how the punchline would follow. Oof.

[Douglaa]

Was really hoping his venn diagram would actually just stay as 2 seperate curcles

[traviswilliams]

How many people do you reckon completely wiffed on the fact that imaginary numbers are also referred to as complex numbers. I love this joke.

[kabouterwesley]

If you know your exact net worth, it can't be much.

[DM-klem]

I love it! For maximum impact, you can also substitute the letter "j" if you are doing stand up in Silicon Valley (or other similarly "tech heavy" area). In circuit analysis, "j" is used instead of "i" because "i" is used for electrical current.

[NarffetWerlz]

Eleventy-billion is still one of my favorite numbers.

[dapawta]

Good to know I'm part of the 1% for once in my life 😂

[baoboumusic]

He missed an opportunity to put i in the Venn diagram overlap.

[Wilfoe]

This got me to laugh. Imaginary numbers are fun. :)

[Mulletmon]

Understanding Imaginary Numbers just made my day!😂 Let's go Algebra!

[militarymann]

The imaginary net worth basically means that the money is in stocks and/or real estate and/or some other valuable, all of which can fluctuate in “value” on who wants it.

[Lightmagician]

i dunno "Imaginary Net worth" sounds accurately amusing

[raymondwall]

this is the joke that made me say "I like this guy."
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[nunyabitnezz]

I’d like to have that imaginary net worth. It helps you fly from your skyscraper to your other skyscrapers on your personal 747.

[jonathanramsey]

I liked it. It’s up there with the guy who thought he was the differentiator joke

[Akanoyoru]

He's right: most money is imaginary no matter who possesses it :D

[eyefreely]

Imaginary or NOT... IRS wants their cut

[whophd]

Douglas Adams was afraid to make jokes in Base 13, so this is brave.