Everything GREAT About Cocaine Bear!

Coke Bear! Animals and coca cola, what could go wrong? I have some thoughts. Here's everything right with Cocaine Bear!

CinemaWins Socials:

[colderratic]

I’ll never forget seeing this in theatres and the chorus of giggles that erupted when the title ‘Cocaine Bear’ first popped up, that was one of the truest moments of human connection I’ve ever experienced.

[wizardswine]

I like how they tried to make a bear look like an insane coked up monster, but instead just made an accurately fast bear.

[spencerthestupidsamurai]

My favorite joke in the whole movie is still how Daveed gets 2 fingers shot off at once but they’re not next to each other.

[alanguillermo]

I appreciate a movie that delivers on its premise. I was promised a bear high on coke causing mayhem and I got a bear on coke causing mayhem. 5 stars.

[trinaq]

The Cocaine Bear is only in roughly 10% of the movie, with the remaining 90% dedicated to watching people walk through the woods. Yet, it still sustained my attention.

[waynewright]

"I trusted you with Rosette.."
"I know.."
"Who's Rosette??"
"The dog in my car."
"You left a dog in the car??!!"
"*YOU* left my son in St. Louis.."
It was this kind of comedic dialogue that made the whole damn movie enjoyable!!! 👏👏 😆😅😂🤣👏👏

[grapeshot]

The scene involving the paramedics was straight crazy and classic.

[TheCommenterDragon]

I loved the parts with the bear cubs they snacked on that cocaine like toddlers hopped up on sugar.

[kainfox]

The "HA, Comeuppan- OHHH MY GOD" was everyone's reaction in my theatre lol. Ironically the hardest death to watch, in the movie about a bear messing stuff up.

[weirdtheory]

Saw it in theatres, me and my brothers were laughing but the only other three people behind us were so scared, they probably thought we were psychos for laughing at the deaths in the movie

[BAGA-fykd]

My friend and I went to see this because we were bored and nothing else looked appealing at the time. Most entertained I've been coming out of a theater in a very long time.

This movie knew exactly what it was and played the part almost flawlessly.

[ultilinium]

The lesson here: if Jurassic Park/World ever decides to go full R horror then Elizabeth Banks should be on the directors list.

[WhiskerDooz]

The scene of them eating coke made me gasp in fear more than any horror movie I swear 😂 I don't have kids and am no stranger to "party favors", but the very last thing I ever expected to see in a movie was children eating cocaine

[BigBerthaWantsACookie]

I didn’t think there’d be a video about this movie but everything deserves a win

[tazminiam]

I think you'd really like Tremors, or at least the first one. It's a super underrated monster flick, and I think it's perfectly executed for what it's trying to be. It doesn't take itself too seriously, but grounds the situation in reality almost a little too well. One of my favorites, and I think you'll appreciate it.

[willpower]

I remember seeing this movie with my friends. It was just 6 or 7 of us and another small group in the theater and we had the time of our lives. I could only describe it as an “experience” and I’m glad I shared it with my friends. After the movie we went to get pizza and one of my friends was hyping up the movie to an employee making it sound like it was high art and it was hilarious!

[yearlybears]

Honestly, I think Cocaine Bear might be my favorite movie of the year. I showed it to my grandmother as a joke, and she absolutely loved it, running off immediately afterwards to show my grandfather, and then gave me the dvd for my birthday. Such a funny movie, the penne in the bar made me lose my shit the first time I saw it. Absolutely love it.

[crimsonslayer]

Watching this movie with friends was really solid, 10:12 the bear jumping into the ambulance car was f*cking crazy💀

[AlienToppedPancakes]

With all this gore, I'm shocked that there were a lot of people online saying "ugh it's CGI, why didn't they use a real bear" like holy shit

[MariAnimates]

This movie was so amazing! It was my first packed theatre experience since COVID (usually there were only 6-7 other people present). My family was sitting next to another group and we were casually chatting until the movie started. The title screen comes on and we're all giggling like middle schoolers. Then the cabin massacre happens and the whole audience is shrieking in fear or in horrified silence. It's like we were all in sync to experience this one spectacular moment. I remember the woman sitting next to me told me to tell her when it was safe to look again, meaning now I had to watch the screen even though I was equally terrified. This movie brought back everything I missed, it was like the nostalgia of watching an inappropriate movie with friends and the novelty of getting to share an experience with strangers again for the first time in years all in one!


Also I've actually had a Black Bear experience. I was hiking with a friend and we came across marked up trees. She knew that meant bear land and as we were backtracking the fuck out of there it appeared. We stood there frozen for what seemed like forever before we actually locked in. Picked up rocks and started throwing em, she was crying and I told her if she's gonna cry then "Cry Louder!!" It left and we ran faster than we have ever in our lives.