JIMMY CARR Talks About SAFARI 😂 #shorts

Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material (2021)

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[forlorndream]

'The leopard is nocturnal.'
'Well I'm not, wake the fucker up!'
Haha, quality.

[SK-zisr]

I thought he was talking about the apple browser

[TuhJuh]

when he asked if i had ever been on a safari i thought he meant the browser💀

[Just_Call_Me_Pagton]

That and the animals attack you, they straight up hold firearms on board to defend you and themselves.

[mackerel]

I went to the zoo once. I wanted to see the tigers and lions, the hippos and rhinos, elephants and giraffes. But when I got there, there was only a small dog in a big cage.

It was a Shih Tzu.

[Thegardenbetweenus]

At the end of this short…I ended up with a timeshare at said safari

[g.h.o.s.t-._._]

dude is literally lucifer in real lifee 😂

[kristenkidd]

"Has anyone been on safari?"
😑 _yesss_ 😑

[madkiss]

its all games until wild cat next to your car trying to eat you

[EggReviewer]

I can guarantee you that atleast one person said "Yeah!" thinking that he was talking about the apple browser

[MR-intel]

In the right place, you see about a thousand animals during a two-hour drive. Just no leopards... 😁

[AhmadSattout]

"The leopard is nocturnal"
Then why we driving around at bright daylight??

[GregMoress]

Been on Safari?
Dude, I live in NYC!!!

[alexjedi]

If a safari is an inconvenient zoo then a hospice is just an inconvenient graveyard

[Ken-ulvu]

You can pretty much see all the animals on a safari, with the exception of cheetahs and leopards. They’re hard to find unless you’re lucky.

[firebow]

And here i was all this time, thinking safari was an internet browser

[mathew]

😂 What are they gona do walk into a bear enclosure knock on the cave wall and shout its time for work

[ireallywantabeard]

Can we actually take a moment to appreciate his crowd. The jokes he say are good but could probably only make me smile at best yet this audience choose to let their laughter out to show support

[AlexTheGuac]

This is the exact opposite bit of John Mulaney's zoo bit.

[Eli-qbsw]

In my country we have a "zoo" that has a ton of land so that the animals have as much space as they would approximately have in their natural habitat. The animals are mostly there for breeding programs or animals that were born in captivity and trafficked and stuff like that. You go there to se empty Km² of land and try to figure out if that thing in the back is a very still rhino or just a funny looking rock.