Spiny Lizards Have Fake Heads

This spiny lizard - aka Spiny Devil Lizard / Moloch - has a weird defense mechanism.

#shorts

Specimen use made possible by the University of Michigan Museum of Zoology.

[mymusicaljesus]

"In my collection..."
Immediately shows an advanced serial killer's worth of dead species.

[lucasroman]

They are pretty cool, also with the shooting blood from its eyes thing

[BETOP]

Everybody gangsta until he drop a video about
"This is my favorite human head"

[PikaBolaChan]

bro imagine dying thinking you can rest peacefully and then you see this dude as you’re about to die

[KrishnaSingh]

"Should have gone for the head"
"But I did ?"
🦎 ;)

[Hika]

His collection of every animal ever, gets me all the time

[spookyboivilla]

This guy is on his way to becoming the antagonist of a children’s movie looking to be in possession of the last (insert fictional protagonist beast here)

[woansien]

bros got an entire encyclopedia in his office 💀

[musicalsoul]

I didn't think anyone would ever say the sentence "This is my favorite jar of spiny devil lizards" in my entire life.

[Web_]

I love how every single self defence mechanism, evolved from millions of years of hardships are just rendered useless the moment we come in. Except the skunk. That’s the single defence mechanism that works on humans

[selsonmutum]

'' In my collection of every animal ever ''
Me: how did he make every animal fit in jars, yo I'm dead💀

[silverstar]

My man walking through his collection like an SCP scientist

[dgriffin]

"This is my favorite jar of spiney devil lizards" let's just process that for a second

[nickr]

Imagine getting bullied at school and you throw one of these at the bully 💀

[TheJokester]

Sometimes I can’t imagine being him
“What’s in you’re basement?”
“Oh just every animal in jars that’s all”
😳😳😳

[mobbu]

This guy made "i love animals" to a whole new different level💀💀💀

[vaskovasko]

"What do u do for living?"
"*I collect lizards in jars*"

[KyoArchive_main]

"incept their minds, confuse them, lead yourself to victory"
Sun Tzu, art of war

[cocojumbo]

Nah bro took “gotta catch ‘em’ all” literally 💀

[utopia]

Mfer shows up to funerals like a sith
"This'll make a fine addition to my collection"




edit: i seemed to have summoned the army of nerds. this time i will concede that yes, general grevious is not a sith.

he has green and blue light sabers so he clearly is a jedi. my bad.