The dumbest things people say in restaurants

These are some of the dumbest things you hear working in a restaurant.

[faebaejules]

Mrs. Evian’s 5 o clock shadow is Hittin’ different 😂

[Kohlerstacey]

I love these... gonna flip the script a bit. I had a server ask me how i wanted the grilled salmon cooked. I asked for clarification, and they said "rare, medium, well done." I've never been asked that about fish before.

[Chzydawg]

Have a dish on the menu at the moment, beetroot cured salmon.

Customer asked for the beetroot on the side...ah yeah, I'll just go and uncure the salmon will I.

[EvanEdwards]

I feel like I could make egg whites sunny side up. I mean, the whole point of sunny side up for me is the yolk... but if you like runny egg whites, I suppose you could do it. It's the kind of order you should only move to when you're two years in as a daily presence at a diner and know the cook's kid's names.

[pballfin]

I could go on for hours with these. Every day I get 4 or 5 more of these. 😅😪

[mariangeerling]

You just can't fix stupid. Even if you try.

[CuuBluu]

Okay so I want your chicken patty, medium rare, and with blue cheese dressing.

[chimneychap]

To be fair we all know chickens have breasts but where are the ribs? Where can I order chicken ribs?