Doctor Dave's Personality Test (DDTI) - ASMR (Subtitles)

Doctor Dave pays you a visit to administer his very own personality test known as the "Doctor Dave Type Indicator".

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[depressedcelticsfan]

Dave: *doesn’t remember me*
Also Dave: “You are my number one favorite patient”

[theharbingerofdawn]

Impeccable timing as usual, funky fish man.

[zaingregg]

The fact that all of these masks cost upwards of 500 dollars (not including the gloves and accessories) is amazing to me. He is so committed and it's wonderful to see.

[DemonicRobots]

This is the weirdest Buzzfeed Quiz I've ever taken.

[anonymous.]

He’s so close to 1 mil!!! I’m glad I was here for a while to witness his journey

[dustinbellair]

The timing of this being posted and my need for sleep being so high is uncanny! So close to 1 Million Rift!

[TheDaltonCashShow]

"you wouldn't have liked it that much. You were eaten by a nameless horror"

You don't know what I'm into man.

[not_me_isnot_cool]

"So what did you get from the void?"
"my heart broken"
"Muffins?"

[flywxngs]

the slow tap to our forehead at the beginning was so nice. i’d love if you did more of that in the future! the suit fabric made the best sound too

[theethdoctor]

Dave: “If I were to describe the nameless horror in my native tongue, I would say”

Me: “(plugs ears) la la la not listening! Don’t wanna go insane!”

[dingledongus]

Dave tells everyone their his favorite patient? What a nice guy!

[bananaxx]

I was waiting for the subtitles to pop up but then I was like *Oh yeaaa this is an asmr video. There won't be subtitles.* Still I pressed the CC button for fun, and HE HAS SUBTITLES. I mean I don't need it but I'm used to having it on. Thank you for the effort though and thank you for putting it on for those who need it!

[godalseif]

how could you dave? im not just another patient, im a friend! we even had lunch at your place. i feel so betrayed

[toadboydude]

Dave has always been my favorite Rift character, his videos are always great.

[eokfdnwldn]

If waiting 3 millenia (3000 years) is like waiting 3 minutes for dave and we assume that he is for his species in his 50s because many people say thats about ERs age than he is 262 trillion years old.

[mudlark]

Also this is my favorite character of yours. Bless you for making these, they really are a treat.

[heyimwarrior]

Hey Rift, you’re so close to 1million!! I can’t wait for that milestone and I’m sure you’re just as happy. You’ve come a long way and it sure has payed off! Keep on making videos and on behalf of everybody that watches this video. We thank you. 🙏

[Chris-rxge]

ONE MILLION FOR THE BIG MAN. Everyone here show Rift some love for all the great stuff he makes and does for us. We’re here for the first million; so here’s to 10 🥂

[purpleYamask]

Shout out to Uncle E for posting a nearly 50-minute video at 4 AM his time.

[gavinarthur]

Wanna tell Cthulhu he still owe me a Big Mac he ate all mine two years ago