Basically every episode of House MD

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[hunterlurvey]

"I don't eat almonds out of peoples belly button.."
"EVERYBODY

[andreah]

You forgot the part where House blatantly insults the patient lmao

[KitsuneFyora]

The plot twist: *House chews the nuts and realizes* "oh my God, he didn't eat WAS EATING CASHEWS!!! This patient has a liver allergy to cashews!"

[karthikeyan]

You forgot to order a bunch of tests that are useless and the epiphany that comes when a random person says a random thing that barely ties up with the truth.

[AReaderOfHorror]

Opening might as well be "runnin around, coked outta my mind, doin all sorts of medical crimes"

[rarehydra]

House be like: your wrong.

*Devours an entire bottle of pills*

[UltraZombie]

This is so accurate it hurts especially the pill eating

[spock]

It's Lupus 😔

House: "are you stupid? It's never Lupus" 💀

[RvB_Fan_since_]

As someone who’s watched the show all the way through a couple times over, this is accurate

[theuplandspy]

Completely inaccurate, they need to get a false diagnosis at least twice before nailing it.

[TrueRandomPlayer]

"What're those?"
"Painkillers."
"Ah, for the leg, gotch-"
"No, it's because they're YUMMY."

[ruerue]

In House’s defense, he’s the only doctor who won’t ever try to dismiss your symptoms as “you’re faking it because you’re crazy”

[lieutenantbites]

I had always explained this away in my head as "oh House's team are special diagnosticians. You only see them if you've already seen other doctors who have tested for the common stuff."

[tempest]

As someone who has never watched it, this is hilarious

[Penguinmanereikel]

As someone who's been blessed by the algorithm to get House MD shorts in my feed, I feel very seen

[Kamenriderbuster]

Can’t forget when the patient says “ I think I wet myself” and then they pull the blankets off the bed and their bed is soaked with blood

[imperialwalker]

Patient: “But Doctor I’m allergic to almonds”

House: “you stopped being allergic 3 days, 4 hours, and 27 minutes ago”

[Wanderlust-gbrs]

don't forget almost every main patient seizing every episode

[HoodieHorizon]

Honestly it makes sense with House because his whole thing is that because no one looked for a rare condition with him (that caused him a fucked up leg as a result) he now dedicated his time to look for rare diseases no one else can figure out

[SanityVideo]

It's really disappointing when you find out how rarely real doctors break into houses.