Immortal snail (best ending)

Immortal snail meme

[noir.]

Living in the immortal snail world is like playing a hardcore world, even the tiniest mistake can ruin your entire journey.

[najwaahdab]

What if once the snail touches u u become the snail and the snail that was following u only wanted to ascend but now its ur task to ascend and touch the next immortal person

[pineapplefid]

i'd pay to watch a movie adaptation of this meme

[Rodiroess]

"At first, I despised him..."

"Now, we are comrades."

[leosanchez]

*Your scared of its immortality, but you never questioned its invulnerability.*

[ragingcatinferno]

Why does this actually make me tear up

[orangeknight]

"Yes he was my enemy, but in time i would call him ally, even friend"

[lotll]

You could've went for 42069 and saved 27, 531 years

[Justafixer]

At first I thought it was easy just don't make friends or family, but one day you're in a park listening to music and a girl asks for help with her bike when you least expect it, you're having dinner with her And then when you least expect it you have a ring on your finger and when you least expect it you are recording your son taking his first steps when you least expect it you are at your son's wedding When you least expect it you are 70 years old with a body of 14 years old when you least expect it you are holding your loved one's hand in the hospital bed When you least expect it you are holding the hand of your son, your granddaughter, your granddaughter's son and when you realize you are listening to music while bringing flower to your whole family on the graveyard.

[cosplayergaming]

The snail: You’ve been worthy enough to hide from me for many years, you’re truly a warrior. Instead of killing you, I shall recruit you.
him: Really?
Snail: FUCK NO!

[alial]

This feels like a special Adventure Time episode that takes our famous snail as the main character.

[danielawesome]

What if, instead, the snail waits for an entire year to kill you just so you can't die on the "perfect year."


You: "We were _this_ close to greatness."

[oepoao]

All you have to do is ask somebody to put it in a jar

[rojaloca]

Worst ending: It was just a regular snail.





Now you will float in the void... for eternity.

[Freakyahh]

Snail: "you did well kid..." *pats shoulder*
Me: *disintegrates*

[hjonk]

Thr snail will now spend the rest of its days woundering the cosmos without any goals in life anymore

[GenericYTHandle]

Me, 10 billion years after the sun exploded, drifting through the endlessly dark cosmos, seeing the snail approaching me:

[fish_and-chips]

Me in the year 3000, after having my body melted by a hydrogen bomb, watching the snail crawl towards me knowing the agony I’ve been constantly experiencing for the past 62 years is finally over

[therealgubgub]

ENDING: the acceptance… (varys on what you did) 1 the original!: the snail ends you and dies. 2: the snail sits with you. 3: the sides switch 1: normal path 2:pacifist path 3: genocide path

[khadijahkhairunnisa]

Me: I can't live anymore, i wanna see my friend, my childrens, my wife, my family and everyone...
Immortal snail: As you wish.