Rat Attack - SONG ONLY!

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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory

Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself

Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Carola Cajiao @cajiao.v as Rat Ninja
Greg Washburn as Chicken Accountant
Michael Gregory as Yodeling Intern
Zachary Leo @ninjadude73 & Lee-Sean Huang @leesean as guards (and aspiring stand-up comic)
Toula the Rat, provided by Kathy Sperduto

Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Sound Mixer: Patrick Southern
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Fictional newspapers and poster design: Morgan King
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie

No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas or danced vigorously to the music like some sort of cockatoo! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.

LYRICS:
[angelic, beckoning hum]
[rat hum, equally angelic despite species difference]
[human hum]
[rat hum approaching nearer]
When you're far away from home
Just hum this melody
You'll know you're not alone
You'll see!
A tiny hairy friend
Will help you on your way

They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back

It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance]
It's whoop-ass time

When you think you're by yourself
Just know they're all around
Always there to help
When you're down
And even when you sleep
They watch over you
From within 20 feet
It's true

They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back

It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time

Some people don't like rats
Because they hang out in trash
But they're helping you with your pizza crust
So you should fucking relax

It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time

[Kelarys]

I'm still blown away that yodeling can make such a breathtaking edm drop

[lubu]

"but they’re helping you with your pizza crust"
*"so you should fucking relax"*

[schmoyoho]

0:39 the secret 2 bars of legend, only the truest of fans can sing them 🐀

[tommyvanwouwen]

so what you learn from this song if theres a bad guy just throw a rat at him and start yodeling

[corey]

Really didn’t expect one of my favorite songs to include a man yodeling about whoop-ass rats, but it’s 2021 and I guess I’m ready for whatever.

[EddyOfTheMaelstrom]

I'm sorry, I tried to deny it, I tried to dig through thousands of pieces of classical music, I applied every bit of my education, but I cannot deny it any longer, this is literally the greatest piece of music ever. I am so serious.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This is what beautiful music sounds like

[Notice_mesenpai]

your songs are better than some main stream artists

[Akandofaul]

A song about a rat has no business being this good.

[MrDrewseph]

This is so lovely

Best chorus... of all time?

[TeaganTangent]

I get emotional as fuck when I listen to this because it makes me think of my rats and I just love them so much and they really are the smallest bravest magic noble rats. I can't listen without sobbing to myself about how great they are and how lucky I am to have them watching over me.

[Aflay]

This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever heard. I know it's played for laughs, but I cry every time I listen to this.

[maxwellhberger]

So very cute, this song makes me cry a little when I here it.

[TeaganTangent]

I am a mischief matriarch and this song is my favorite song of all time. Thank you so much Gregory Bros and Takeo for this song, it's helped my anxiety much in some really rough times, I really do sing it to myself as I think about my 3 most amazing noble magic pet rats. Thank you!!!

[Alfreduss]

Hope you make more "songs" like this one, his voice is epic. TY!

[ammirolafregna]

02:44 Madoooonna mia! Takeo Ishi is SO IMMORTAL in that yodel!!

[anahi_naya_ledesma]

"The smallest are the bravest" ❤️🎶

[IInferno]

I was asking for this! Btw the song in the original starts at 1:42.

[nobgaming]

Im going to sue The Gregory Brothers if i can't throw a rat at a bad guy and i start yodeling to the rat beating bad guys up.

[solbadguy]

Is it weird that i cried when he said its whoop ass time?