'The Homunculus' SCP-030

I enjoy reading the SCP files and my friend Hans suggested I read some. So I picked a little clay man.

[AnomalyAlter]

If spoon fed modern science, this SCP could potentially hurl mankind into the realm of science fiction relatively quickly

[williamnorton]

Let's see now:
The creature heard just a touch of modern scientific research and it brewed up something like it did in the story?!
That creature is, in NO uncertain terms, A GENIUS.

[pbee]

First time listener here and wow, had to pause when you first spoke. So milky, it soothed me. Bro.

[voidmama]

RUDE! Give the science child more SCIENCE!

[callmebaph]

Everytime I hear the world homunculis I think about full metal alchemist xD

[PhoenixPeting]

feel bad for this scp, it just wants to do research experiments and keep getting denied to do them

[TheMiralist]

"the limited number of witnesses were given anesthetics and released"
Well, that's a new... 😲

[erikduchamp]

Yes! Another SCP file reading!
Thanks! I really like those and the bestiary's.

[JoeyGee]

So it was a golem of some sort constructed in the middle ages or Renaissance?

[paulaunger]

Brilliant! I guessed it was Dr Dee's homunculus about 60 seconds before you mentioned Mortlake! 😍😂👻👻👻

[williammorgan]

That static about made me crash my truck

[Xcm-ygvv]

Omg your voice is absolutely perfect 👍👍

[blankchannel]

when you think your haunted by a ghost but then you hear "BATCHIRIMINA!"

[kari]

Wait... If it didn't have pupils, how could it see?

[joshuarubenstein]

Imagine the advances in technology if they showed him modern science. Just give it to him, worse case scenario, they kill scp 30 if he tries to end the world.

[chaoticevl]

I enjoy listening to these, but one thing always kicks me out of just listening. The witnesses were given amnestics (made to forget) not anaesthetics (knocked out). To be honest I kept reading them as anaesthetics as well when I first started reading the SCP site and it made no sense till I heard someone pronounce it out loud. AM-NEST-ICS.

[breab]

Would it be too much if I asked you to narrate Psychosis?

[madscientistshusta]

Yea i really liked full metal alchemist too.

[joshuarubenstein]

I'm kind of confused. Why is scp 30 considered safe? Scp 30 is obviously sentient and I thought all sentient scps are at base Euclid no matter how cooperative they are.

[bigwig]

Anyone else not like the static? I'd rather hear the word redacted or removed