shane wants to be like jesus #top5beatdown #shanemadej

[azraelthecat]

I love the “he They really sound like teenage girls gossiping towards the end😂

[isisross]

Making Jesus sound like he's the Malfoy of biblical days. 😅

[KBcantComprehend]

Shane’s talking like he was there and I’m 97% sure he was

[nakaitheonlinewanderer]

Another piece of evidence of Shane being a demon😂

[trins]

Jesus was a Nepo baby (This might be heresy?)

[nusratjahanmeem]

Imagining shane as Jesus 😂 just casually hanging out, making fart jokes and shit is just hilarious

[rascal]

Forget the healing and necromancy, I’d be making BANK turning water into wine

[April.Showers.]

It’s the “ohhh my goddd” at the end for me 😂

[sirmemes]

Shane's demonic nature got him blaspheming 💀

[Dukedogdog]

He's not wrong lmao
Just these basic superpowers to make life more interesting but don't tell everyone, the government tends to freak out

[bj.reo]

I love Shane's wild train of thoughts ❤ the outside the box

[Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna]

Okay, think about it this way: yagami light could’ve had it all but nooOooOoOoOOoOoOo, he had to make himself known.

[Phatocatto]

Someone rolled their eyes and said "pfft, brag about it" and he took it as a challenge.

[mynheer]

Thus, the secret identity was born. Thanks Jesus... Again.

[moonrose]

Same
Just heal people without a show
Eventually, people would notice I'm in the background of like they see me on the cv camera outside hospitals always walking by when someone is miraculously healed, but hopefully I'm dead and gone by then.

[Duaality.]

He's calling Jesus a moron for going around telling everyone he's a supe. Didn't even give himself a moniker like "The Carpenter" or "Big Bethlehem".

[janmitchell]

He never told people he was God's son, but he was smart enough not to correct people

[FukaiKokoro]

Man. I'm gonna miss these guys. Don't think.ill ever look at them the same though.

[damaro]

He would have been an accomplice to all the evil in the world if he didn't tell anybody.

[Leonagraphy]

I would too desperately want to know what would happen if I turned the ocean into wine to stop myself from at least _trying_