Malenia is a MOMMY?! - Elden Ring #shorts

Malenia reveals just how tall she is and Millicent is scared of the consequences from that information!

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[ichosedebateoveranger]

My character with 99 vigor: "if touching you does 1 rot tick a second at 15 per tick, then with one bar of 2100 (99 vigor) then I can take 140 seconds of eldening your ring, but, I have flasks, 14 to be exact, and at max with talisman I can heal 917 hp, thats 12837 more hp, adding another 856 seconds to the timer, this means with minimal effort I can elden your ring for 996 seconds, giving me a total of 16.6 minutes, which is enough because I won't last 6 I can use the fist ash to heal from hitting you, not only granting eternal elden rining, but also adds some fun, but this won't be a problem because you will heal marginally more from the dps delt to me than I you, in conclusion, the average Chad can elden her ring for 16.6 minutes with minimal tools and effort, and eternaly with a bit more."

[thecommentguy]

Malenia: i am 8ft tall
Milicent: mother are you trying to scare everyone or seducing them?

[RealHanzC]

"Flame, Cleanse me" every few second.
That rotussy can't stop me

[Dovawhat]

Said it before and I'll say it again, Malenia is snu snu tall.

[theauditor]

"im eight feet tall"

flame grant me strength...

[AlucardsAbstinence]

Call me a squirrel cause I'm climbing up that tree 😏

[tristnian]

Now I want Malania and Lady Dimitrescu to have a conversation 😅

[ChromZen]

All you gotta bring are scarlet blouses

[evanhenderson]

I may be scared of heights but I’m sure I could climb that tree.

[JP_DEL_POZZO_]

If there is a hole... THERE. IS. A. GOAL.

[matthewc]

The way she will own you the first time round, you might as well call her mommy lol

[RIMIXED]

As a cool turtle once said
*WHO'S GONNA STOP MEEEE?!*

[Luxaeonun]

After Lady Dimitrescu… everyone be simping for giant women

[toxichawk]

ive got plenty of vigor and flame cleanse me, ill be fine.

[deepfriedsalt]

Step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on

[burtonblaidd]

*maxes out endurance and immunity and prepares a fuckton of boluses*

[Ethan_Wheeler]

*_Potion Seller!_* I am going into "battle" and I need your strongest potions!

[diogosousa]

the tarnish: i have a ton of ressitance againts that for a reason

[kyleporter]

Scarlet rot ticking down your health also with every thrust she gains your health. Once she gets excited she expands her wings as her scarlet silhouettes gather around as she blooms then puts u through the ground with a scarlet explosion.

[cantbetamed]

My masochistic tendencies in games started in souls and spiked up with Malenia. The amount of deaths I had fighting her was damn...Imagine if it had been Miquella and Malenia, how many tries would it take to defeat them🤣?