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SOURCES:

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Writer: Zanandi Botes
Director: Dave Brown
Assistant Director: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Daryl Pittman
Editors: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown
Sound: Mike Schoen
Woman: Katie Culligan
Man: Trevor DeSaussure
Moderator: Jordan Breeding
Set Designer: Caitie Hirabayashi
Production Assistant: Ruda Yi
Product Design: Greg Breeding

00:00 - If Dating Apps Were Honest
05:04 - IN YOUR DREAMS

#Tinder #Bumble #ValentinesDay

[brentbandrews]

Online dating has been such a game changer for me; now I get rejected preemptively by women from the comfort of my own home without have to go to a bar/club. What a time to be alive, thanks Tinder..

[ricoaioa]

"You are not the customer. You are the product"

This is basically the slogan of the entire mobile industry.

[DorkingtonHacker]

If a dating app were perfect, you would use it once, find your soulmate, and delete the app. The only way these things can turn a profit is if they're bad at what they do.

[handythakur.]

Only two rules need to be followed on a dating app/site.

Rule 1 : Be attractive.
Rule 2 : Don't be unattractive.

[alienlizardqueen]

“You’re not the customer, you’re the product.” -Social Media

[deebzscrub]

"What if I'm into-"
"You can't have it"

That line/delivery had me cackling. Man, I love Roger. It's still so awesome to see Cracked back and going strong and I'm so happy you got Roger back. Dr. Jordan Breeding is the hero we needed.

[ramtins]

Pls never take away Roger from us ever again. EVER. Roger for presidency

[marvincool]

"My weak chin and clownesque hairline are making it harder to find my wetter half" is going on my dating profile.

[NinjaKuma]

I trust Roger more than I should.

He could be lying and I'd still believe him.

[jrsydvl]

Damn, these kids have it so easy. Back in the day, we had to go out every weekend and drop our paychecks at the bars and clubs to get rejected. Now they have ROGR at the their fingertips to crush their desires.

[ComicalRealm]

"If you're under 6 foot, don't even bother" - Cinderella's step mother

[jordachejordan]

"I can't hear you over your NDA Chad"

That's some Logan Roy-type shit.

[davedixon]

"Fuck or Yuck" would be the perfect name for a dating app. LMFAO

[EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Most dating sites work like this: join for free but can't actually talk to someone till you pay. Lots of attractive women message you, but once you paid to join find out they were all fake.

[sclark]

Unf***ability score?! That's depressingly spot on.

[GamelanSinarSurya]

“Our part time moderators have amazing training in something, probably.” 😂

[samwiseb]

You forgot

“Also a lot of profiles that are interested in you? Yeah we paid some staff members/ got paid by another company to create fake profiles that send you risky links that are there to directly take money out of your wallet or even threaten you with blackmail”

[davidt]

I've gotten to the point where I'm pretty sure I'd rather die alone, than use online dating ever again.

[Kentrc]

Roger: Because when it comes to selecting a mate, your dumbmeat computer really only consider 2 factors
Trevor: Personality & Sense Of Humor?
Roger: lol Attractiveness & Race
Trevor: Oh...Sh*t

[soralover]

Roger you may not be single but as they say, as long as there is a goal you can always score! <3