Family Guy - Peter tells a story at the captain's table

Season 06, episode 04 Stewie kills Lois

[BatmanFan]

Well, on the bright side we finally know Meg’s origin story.

[walpoleandworcester]

Peter would be great at stand up tbh. He did a good job with the story and punchline.

[lizardguyNA]

Never outside of this episode have I heard the word abortion so much in 40 seconds.

[GhostGuy]

And literally the next scene, Peter goes "Okay, explain to me exactly what I did wrong.".

[fruitygangles]

Interesting that Peter was invited to the Captain's table after shitting all over part of the ship's deck 🤔

[Sksk]

"Hang on hang on, dont ruin it" 😂

[Sksk]

"Alright, i got 1 for ya" 😂

[freedomforever]

Peter wears his secrets on his sleeve.

[ryukomatoi]

So Meg was unwanted? No wonder that she gets treated like a punching bag

[jackfreeman]

I never thought that I’d hear the word ab*rtion so many times in such little time.

[CalebCalixFernandez]

Two and a half months later? I believe that women have a right to bodily autonomy, but being over 6 months pregnant is way too late to get the procedure done.

[claywest]

As an amputee I am mildly offended by this. Oh, wait, I am just missing a foot. Well, never mind then. Oh, yeah... you just knew this was going to be a Meg story!

[okjeffy]

I was expecting everyone in the ship to get scared and start causing havoc across the room. The captain goes on the intercom and tells them that if they don’t stop fooling around the boat will sink. The boat then sinks because a really fat guy jumped super hard causing him to break multiple floors. Stewie who was planning on going onto the boat to get rid of Lois then says “oh, okay then” And does the peace ✌️ sign.

[GrievousReborn]

I wonder how much of this episode wasn't Stewie in a simulation I'm assuming it was after Brian told Stewie that he never follows up on his claims about killing Lois

[shawnlee]

How many times did peter mention the A-word?

[taw_]

I think I’d be the only one crying at the table. 😂

[ayemoneey]

two and a half months later.. wth 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so she was damn near finished baking in the oven before they actually decided that?

[DaleHenderson-duyv]

I would say that in a place you shouldn't say it 😂