What Is the Weirdest Thing You've Overheard?

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[Ratmus]

I was in a line for a waterslide once and two teens were behind me. They were talking and one says to the other "I'm ready to go like Bazooka JOE!" the other friend thought for a moment and asked. "who is Bazooka Joe?" The first guy paused to think about it before responding. "He's someone who is ready to GO!"

[Amber]

Years ago as I was checking out at a pet store, I overhead a girl who looked to be about 14-15 telling her friend that she slept with her boyfriend but didn’t use a condom because, and I quote, “the reverend said it’s a sin to use birth control because you’re admitting to having premarital sex.”

[sturmovik]

1:35 Sophomore year of college my parents were helping me move into a dorm. My roommate was already there and had his stuff up... including a large wall poster of the periodic table, which my mom glanced at and complemented him on.

It wasn't until later when we could get her alone that Dad and I told her that each "element" on that poster was a Kama Sutra position.

[bradnov]

I use to work in the cocktail lounge in a 5 star hotel. A regular came in and sat at the bar. He was talking on his phone to, i assume, his female partner. All i heard him say was, "don't worry, I'll eat you out, it's my job."

[vladimirenlow]

So back in my undergrad days there was this little vegan cafe on-campus where I liked to have lunch. One day I ended up sitting next to the group of female athletes, didn't catch what sport and didn't care. All I could focus on was them graphically discussing the huge dumps they had to take in order to make weight, and all the laxatives they had to consume to do it. It was all I could do not to throw my baked potato at them.

[sturmovik]

My grandmother used to go to downtown department stores just to peoplewatch and collect moments like this. The "best" thing she ever overheard? "I like mine boiled in oil!" Probably referring to cooking, but with a little imagination the possibilities are endless.

[mrf]

on campus i walked past these two girls talking to each other and one said "can he grow it back or is it permanent?" What were they referring to??😭😭

[swededude]

I work as a waiter in a fastfoodrestaurante. If I want to I can listen to all kinds of weird things going on in my custommers lives. Unless the custommers directly talk to me and or I happend to pass by their table in that exact moment, I never listens to my custommers. I am far away deep in my own thoughts doing work.

[izzywolflover]

Man one “you can’t do that, it’s illegal”
Man two “in this state or this country?”

[kyacameronelamwood]

I worked retail as a supervisor for 2 years in a sketchy location. Weirdest shit I've heard: "F+ck me backwards and call me a dog. Theyre out if my damn popsicles"!

[staceynainlab]

overheard at the pharmacy: if you bred a tiger and a kangaroo, do you think you'd get a real life tigger?

[sgtwhisker]

Once, I was waiting in line at motor vehicles, and I overheard this woman talking on the phone and saying, “Apparently, that bad smell was a dead hamster. We don’t own a hamster.”

[MasterLu]

A friend of mine told me that one night when he was driving on the overpass he saw something jump over his car. He told me it was “unknown” but looked liked Slenderman. I had a couple of hypotheses when he told me this story. Either he was drunk (which would be stupid because he would never drink and drive) or taking drugs (also unlikely, he was pretty clean). Another theory was it probably kids playing a Halloween prank which was unlikely because he said it happened in April. Lastly it was at night and could have been hallucinating. Lastly he could have just made the story up, but he was pretty serious guy so this would be out of character for him. I live in a small town so stories like this are often caused by locals who are bored with their lives or actual freaky stuff. Whatever he saw I just hope I don’t see something like this while I’m driving.

[KornPop]

Europeans really think us Americans are out here dodging bullets everywhere we go 😂😂😂.

[hannahmetzger]

Some of these made me genuinely laugh or outright chuckle outlou. 😂.

[pearldragonz]

Almost forgot about this one. I was parked in town outside a fast food joint. I see a man and a woman walking in my direction. They seemed to be arguing over something but I couldn't hear them until they walked past my open window. Right then the woman angrily raised her voice and said something like: "I don't care what you believe! The cops don't just arrest you for sodomy and se--al assault for no reason!"

[autistictechgirl]

Remember walking past a woman in the street talking to another woman and all I heard was “she’ll never change “in a fed up voice, I would love to know the story behind this

[bumblebee]

10:51 God I wish more people had Austria's attitude to public phone calls in the UK. I get the bus to and from work every day, and I have to carry my earbuds with me for use for one of two reasons: one, a kid is being obnoxious, or two, someone with ZERO common decency is having a very loud very long phone call. I don't particularly care if you're waiting for the bus or just walking around, I've done that, we've all done that. But on the bus? That's just plain rude. Disturbing so many other people WHO DO NOT CARE! Although I did overhear a conversation between two girls once that devolved from talking about costumes to talking about how they felt when they did ketamine.

[girl]

6:30
Frankly the SOB needed to hear this and be called out just to put his thing away and start using his head because I doubt that girl is the only one mad at the very thought of him.

[pearldragonz]

While I was at the grocery store I headed for the restroom. As I was going into the men's room I noticed another guy following behind me. He kinda looked like a homeless person but otherwise nothing to worry about. I go into my stall and he goes into the one right next to mine. We both do our business and he finishes first. After a few moments of him unrolling paper and pulling up his jeans he suddenly yells out in an obviously mentally challenged voice: "Goooobyeee And then flushes the toilette.