Levy vs Magnus Carlsen

[thejozo]

Magnus: *proceeds to learn all theory there is on Trompowsky just in case*

[Neefew]

1 d4 Nf6
2 c4

Magnus resigns. Easy

[igotknocked]

Bong cloud. I’m dying either way so I might as well die in a game in style.

[slimey_]

Nah that’s when you start kissing your life goodbye. Unless… buzz buzz

[sherlock...]

Scholar's mate.
Truly one of the openings of all time.

[Woodshadow]

Assuming I just have to not lose and Magnus doesn’t know why we are playing I would do a bong cloud and hope that Magnus draws me like he did with hikaru.

[matthewcrist]

My answer to this question: "I'd do the opening."

[Arndawg]

Levy plays d4
Magnus plays g5 laughs in levys face

[JazzyBoy]

I’d beg for my life, but there would be no mercy

[Goruden_]

London for white
Caro-Kann for black

[abdoole]

I would just pull up stock fish. If cheating isn’t allowed I guess I’ll die

[johanvanaelst]

Wear a hans niemann mask, pretty much your only chance ;)

[snakeemur]

I play bongclod and i say: "Magnus, pleeeease, my life depends on it"

[sen]

If I had a game against Magnus Carlsen and my life depended on it, I'd open with a board flip

[thebitterfig]

1 a4, 2 g4. My only hope is to crab so hard it summons a mystical space crustacean to save me.

[thelegendarysheep]

I will chose gun to oponents head and say"Surrender or else"

[tomrusk]

I would play the absolute perfect move of grabbing his king and flipping the board.

[Meepicus]

I would bongcloud and pray for his forgiveness

[AbcdEfgh-hfcr]

I would choose e4 Ke2 for white and e5 Ke7 for black cause it's unbeatable

[Zaylaxz]

Pretty sure I'd play the Bongcloud