the Amicable Auld Aliance

[CaseyIsAwesome]

"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"
"we could put dirt in England's eye together"
"... I'm listening"

[Benito]

Scotland: "why should we help ya?"
France: "Because it upsets England"
Scotland: "You've made yer point, we're in"

[benkavin]

*person:* "We're fighting the English! We need your help!"
*The French:* "You had me at 'Fighting the English'."

[aliteralmoth]

It is surprising how many times it history fighting against the English has brought people together.

[Smeghead]

"We will join you against the English."
"Why didn't you lead with that, mon frère?"

[srdjan_jungic]

"Now is an interesting proposition" by You.

[kraykyle]

It's brilliant how many friendships have been created by mutual hate

[brendankeel]

"Well why didn't you just say that from the start?!"
The Irish across the pond: "Am I a joke to you?"😂

[spaceemperorspar]

“Shit, baguette. That’s all you had to say.”

[enib]

oh no... he's hot and knows history.

[rowanbowers]

Ya know, the French, English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

[greenmax]

As a scotsman. This is how every night out goes with anyone

[revolutionmcewin]

LOVE the Auld Alliance.

I've got two dogs, one is named champagne and one is named whiskey. I'm also a professional alcoholic (Sommelier) with a big bar at home so I've got a house cocktail called the Auld Alliance the that uses exclusively scotch and French ingredients

[daddypudding]

Scottish history is populated my some huge peaks and about twice as many valleys.

The battle royal of the Isles started to go one way after those kingdoms down south decided to form a stable.

[Dr._McDonald]

As a member of clan Donald who’s studied almost every bit of Scottish history I can say…

This is accurate


VERY ACCURATE


SCOTLAND FOREVER

[KimberlyPatton-xn]

Can we just acknowledge this beautiful man!

[EinarKaslana]

I preferred the Dropkick Murphy version. The difference in energy between them is palpable.

[Southern_Crusader]

I’d like to thank the English for bringing about more alliances than anyone else!

[spoopyd.]

I could've sworn I've seen a skit like this before

[RuailleBuaille]

I love how the first two lines rhyme (shite/alright)
I was half expecting the rest to follow suit 😂