A song made out of dad jokes

i hope you enjoy this song made out of dad jokes

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[wingflanagan]

I'm a dad, and I can tell you why we tell those jokes. It's not that we really think they're funny (we know better) - it's the reactions. There is a certain sadistic glee we take in the almost physical pain they cause - the eye roll, the wince, the brief look of dismay when the bile hits the back of your throat. We love that. We LIVE for that. Because we're DADS!

[TheKingOfA]

2:17 If only she'd said "oh that reminds me i need to get the milk"

[morning]

Why do I feel like I’m going to have this memorized soon? Some parts of this song are just so beautiful, they strike a chord in my heart.
*cue uproarious laughter*

[SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

What's the best thing about Switzerland?
_I don't know, but the flag is a big plus_

Had to say this one since I grew up there...you can call me Supreme Daddy

[cjc]

[Grabs notebook and pen. Writes down all of these zingers]. Ready for Thanksgiving dinner!

[RavenclawNimbus]

I personally love some dad jokes. Like “I’d be a stand up comedian, but I like to sit.”

[beans]

Elise is the only person that can make dad jokes funny

[brewdude]

My dad didn’t tell me dad jokes. I told him jokes. He helped me with legos and computer stuff. I miss him. He is an angel, literally😭🙏🏼😇

[irene_sxmmer]

“Hey son ya wanna hear a joke?”
“No thanks I’m good”
“Awesome Possum your in for a treat because I’m actually gonna sing it for you”
“Wait I literally just said no. What did you not understand about that?”
“Okay here we go”
“What the heck”
🎵What do you call a fake noodle? You call it an impasta. I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to sit🎵

“Really”

🎵I’m so good at sleep I can do it with my eyes closed. I’m scared of the calendar because the days are numbered. Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc! Im gonna tell you cheesy jokes back to back by the end of it your gonna wish i wasn’t your dad🎵

“But your not my dad”
“Okay son I have another verse I don’t know if you can handle this”
“Please stop”

🎵What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved. How does a taco say grace? LETTUCE PRAY! I used to be addicted to soap now I’m clean. When vegans start to argue is it still called beef? All these question running through my head while on my way to bed... JUST KIDDING I’m going to Home Depot I have to buy some tools to fix my own ego. Cause I think my jokes are very very funny. And if you say that your tired I’ll say “Hi tired, I’m dad”🎵

“I literally have never met you want are you doing in my house”

🎵Dad jokes

“This physically hurts”

Dad jokes🎵

🎵You thought that I was done but son this is only the beginning. Don’t trust atoms I tell you they make up everything. What’s brown and sticky? You’ll never guess. Guess what? It’s a stick. Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday and I MIST! Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?🎵

“This is so dumb”

🎵Because if they flew over the bay we would call they bagels.🎵

“Oh that reminds me, I need to go mow the yard. Bye kiddo!”



“Hey I heard someone singing, who was that?”
“I don’t know but he said he’s gonna mow my lawn, so I’m not complaining.”
“Oh was he a dad?”
“Yeah he was a dad. 100% shoes and everything”
“Okay, he didn’t tell you dad jokes did he.”
“Yeah.. he did.”


This is the full song hope you enjoy! 😊

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was *de-Brie*
Much inventory was lost, it caused a _sharp_ increase in prices. The insurance company had to fork over a lot of _Cheddar._ At first, investigators didn't know _Jack_ but with some _Gouda_ detective work they traced the perpetrator to _Philadelphia._ They knew a Swiss had something to do with it. Their alibi was full of _holes_

I know it's cheesy, but I thought this was _grate_

[jaimedugmore]

1:00 the way she says grace is amazing

[ingamelevi]

I'm not a fan of telling dad jokes but I know a couple programming/I.T. jokes.

Q: Why did the kitten become a programmer?
A: Because he liked playing with strings.

Q: What's the biggest lie everybody has told?
A: "I have read the TOS"

Q: Can you list all of the public top-level domains?
A: ICANN

Q: How did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
A: It was ok.

[paulweisgerber]

I went to a fancy wedding reception for my g-f’s daughter. When the dessert was served, it had a pear half on top. I poked it with my fork and asked “What’s this?”
My g-f said “It’s a pear.” I said “It can’t be, there’s only one.”
She gave me a look that said “Oh, no. Not here.”
At the same time, a bridesmaid sitting across from me started laughing and said “Oh my god I love dad jokes!”
It took a week for the self-satisfied, smug look to leave my face.

[crystaltheweirdpotato]

"Awesome possum"
Finally I hear someone else say my favorite phrase

[ProbablyTheBestUkuleleDadEver]

When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it's apparent

[lifewhads]

Elise: “don’t let your dad see this”
Me: **sends it to my dad**

edit: tbh this is the most likes i’ve got! tyyy

[trulyteresa]

1:10

“While I’m on my way to bed—JUST KIDDING, IM GOING TO HOME DEPOT, I need to buy some tools, to fix my own ego”

My life

[himynameislauren]

Elise has so many talents. From noodle dancing to making songs out of anything.

[johnwilliams]

I loved those dad jokes. I must be old. 😆

[samsartt]

"Awesome possum" "impasta" just some of the words in this masterpiece....i showed my dad these and he laughed uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣