80's Sex Ed PSA - Premarital Sex

Music:
Carousel - Luxury Elite
Faded Faces - Sport3000

Virginity is Cool. Remain Pure.

[gummyboots]

God the delivery on “I rigged this room with explosives” could not be more perfect, anything less than that would have been a massive downgrade.

[gabethebabe]

Dude didn’t even leave the house yet before the bombs went off. What a chad move

[corystacy]

Jokes on him, he’s already a sinner for premarital and unprotected handholding

[haydenhaze]

Nick: "premarital sex is a sin"
Also Nick: commits murder and arson

[taterbaby]

When she died a virgin but he committed murder


*self uno reverse card*

[blueviper]

*handcuffs to cabinet*
"Nick.. kinda kinky"
"I rigged this room with explosives."
REALLY KINKY

[myajanette]

Nick: “I figured you’d say that, so I came prepared.”
Beth: “You brought a condom?”
Nick: “No, silly.”
Me: “The Bible.”

[raytard]

As a wise virgin once said... "I've never lost my virginity because I never lose".

[Dan_K_Meme]

Me: "Okay seems pretty normal so fa-"
Nick: *"I rigged this room with explosives"*

[EllisHudsonn]

They should definitely show this in schools.

[Hanagigi]

Killing is a sin...

...unless you kill a would-be sinner.

REDEMPTION DENIED, BETH.

[dogol]

Requirements:
• White
• Ties
• Room for Jesus
• 40lbs of C4

[brooksscorepik]

*me expecting talking points about safe sex*

"I rigged this room with explosives"

YOU WHAT

[nickporter]

Beth: kinda kinky
Me: I like where this is going
Nick: I’ve rigged this room with explosives
Me: I REALLY like where this is going

[deistrix]

Virginity Shield: Activated
Explosives: Detonated
Thot: Destroyed

[noahgettheboat]

“ You brought a condom? ”

“ *I brought the Lord* “

[unusualkmc]

*handcuffs her*
me: okay, I like where this is going
him: "it's rigged with explosives"
me: you didn't dissapoint

[KylonRic]

Funny story:
one girl I was dating took me to her room. We were making out but neither of us would go to “the next step.” We we’re both talking, hinting at it, trying to get the other person to admit that’s what they wanted.

Later we found out we had BOTH rigged the room with explosives! We were BOTH rying to see if the other person would be tempted to premarital sex! That woman became my wife ❤️

[blackguunter]

*VIRGINITY IS COOL*

*REMAIN PURE*

He just killed Beth I don’t think he’s pure.

[bwash]

“Premarital sex is a sin, ” he says as he commits the sin of murder.