Never Marry A Crafty Woman. Jamie Lissow

Never marry a crafty woman, unless you want to spend your weekends in the craft store looking for pine cones and bowls! Jamie Lissow is here to warn you of the dangers of marrying a crafty woman with the last half of his full special "Something Awesome."

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[amechealle]

About 15 years ago I was assistant manager at a craft store. I felt so bad for the Husbands who’s eyes would glaze over as soon as they entered the store. I decided to make a change. We brought in a couch and 2 chairs small coffee table and got subscriptions to outdoors, woodworking, men’s fitness and a sporting magazine. Total game changer. Hubbies would get a snack at the register and head to the man corner.

[drshrimppuertorico]

My girl took me to Michael’s one day and I swear I’ve never seen so many women look so happy but at the same time so indecisive

[dariam]

this guy is hilarious... I laughed so loud my boyfriend came running to see what's going on and the second he heard 'craft store' he run away even faster

[musicchickart]

I can’t imagine taking a man in with me. I would rather go alone than have someone completely miserable with me.

[stardotstar]

Love craft stores. I don’t ask hubby to go. In fact, I’d rather go without him. With him it’s like hunting with the game warden.

[barbarajames]

My husband asked me once why I took a large piece of fabric, cut it into small pieces, then sewed it back together to make a quilt.

[gabriellef]

I am this woman. My partner and i died at this. I absolutely drink a ton of coffee and want to take on a bunch of projects. Some of these punch lines are now catch phrases in the house.

[stevenryle]

I really enjoy a comic who is funny without the swearing and grossness that some think is funny. This guy is funny, period.

[lindafielder]

My husband is a sweetheart, he just says buy whatever you want. It usually means he’s wanting a new tool for his shop. 🤣

[browncoatgirlmjm]

I guess I'm lucky. My husband and I are BOTH crafty. We actually got together in art class in high school. Married almost 20 years. We could spend DAYS in a craft store together. ❤❤❤ Ladies, find yourself a man who is an artist and you'll never have to drag him into the craft store! 👍

[Ashly]

8:33 "what do ya imagine my role would be, at the craft store?" Same as my husbands role, how else can I use a 40% off coupon twice !

[gregsage]

My wife took me to Michaels once. I retaliated and swung by Home Depot on the way home. I like living in the shed.

[lw]

"I still only have the five senses, still". Comedy gold.

[susanellis]

I confess, Im that Crafty Wife. I thought it was hysterical and so true. My husband always throws away things I set aside to craft with as well. You nailed it. So funny

[JG-fegx]

My town has it figured out. Right next door to the craft warehouse there's a place called Sportsmans Warehouse.

[moniquehorton]

This is soooo funny I’m in tears. Told my husband to listen, he also heard the word craft store and went in the other room...

[paulmoore]

Abandon all hope when you enter Hobby Lobby.

[shackman]

I must be out of my mind. That's what I say every time I volunteer to take my wife to the craft store. It doesn't happen that often and some how I seem to forget how terrible the previous trip was. But it does finally end and my feet stop hurting and my head ache goes away and my eyes stop bleeding but she's worth it and it makes her happy and you know what they say happy wife happy life.

[sassyinscrubs]

When i go to michaels and i see a man i wonder what he did to get in trouble

[jessicasmith]

Try knitting a blanket it ends up costing over 100 bucks