Tucker Carlson is a Creationist Tool

Apart from science deniers, I also can't stand far right political pundits who do nothing but stoke the fire of conspiracy and deteriorate the social fabric. You know, douchebags like Tucker Carlson. Tuckdawg recently went on Joe Rogan's podcast and spewed a bunch of creationist bullshit, so I thought it would be fun to crap all over it. Doesn't that sound nice?

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[oldtimegames]

Calling Tucker Carlson a tool is disrespectful to tools. Tools are useful and serve a purpose

[Midnight.Wisdom.]

"I believe in adaptation, not evolution."

"I believe in stairs, not staircases."

[OfficialNice]

Sad thing is a ton of people just casually agree with him.

[glenneric]

I don't think that Carlson believes what he says. He knows where his bread is buttered.

[Mortbise]

A judge accepted the argument that he cannot be believed by decently reasonable people, that's how much of a tool he is.

[jessicazaytsoff]

As a girl who goes to school, how dare you suggest I giggle like that!

[JordanGurney]

Ok, your editing of Tucker's schoolgirl laugh is now going to haunt my dreams

[alexcollins]

Out of all the tools that he can be, tucker decides to be a plunger at a gas station bathroom.

[drus]

Remember that Tucker said that ''every time I get cornered in a debate, I lie'.

[whodares]

I do not understand how people take Tucker Carlson seriously when he's the guy who complained about how the green mnm was no longer "sexy enough" on national television...

[fredrick]

The other day, a fella told me Tuckums was his goto for the truth. Then he said he has to pay seven dollars a month to watch his stuff now, but it was worth it.

I politely ended the conversation a moment or two later.

[matszz]

That maniacal laugh from that mouth breather is absolutely terrifying.

[kwaaaa]

Creationist on evolution: WHERE"S THE PROOF, THE EVIDENCE, THE TESTING
Creationist on God: Have faith.

[brewdog]

'We know less now than they knew back then'. Only you Mr Carlson, it's only you :)

[cyberbiosecurity]

I can not truly express my attitude towards such people without violating YouTube comments policy and probably some laws 😮

[CaptainFlips]

Saying adaptation exists but evolution is fake is pretty exactly like a flat earther saying that bouyancy is real but gravity is fake (although technically reversed)

[DrobusMaximus]

Damn, as a childless software developer myself, he's onto us. And I thought we could make the human race extinct without anyone noticing :(

[Sound]

“Darwinist” lines of evidence: cladistic phylogenetics, fossils, DNA, etc.
Creationist evidence: “let there be…”

[klyxx]

Tucker admits artificial selection led to faster adaptation in dogs anecdotally.

[retrodaze]

Tucker Carlson and Terrence Howard would look so cute together melting each other's brains with such logic, rationality and reason... Science is in such great hands with them... 😂 (when people dont or cant understand something, they resort to denial..)