Ouranos pun

#mythology #greek #pun #puns #ouranos #uranus #gaea #gaia #comedy

[KingNazaru]

Ouranos wouldn’t have lasted that long as a ruler. He was a real airhead.

[dino_sweater]

You know him, always with his head in the clouds

[lucasdiazjr]

Well some say Gaia was just too down to earth for him

Ba dum tsss

[Hazardsubot]

"He was always looking down on her" is also a valid punchline

[letsgo-lwvx]

Ouranos just kept pushing people away saying he just needed some space

[TheCEOMrGrizz]

What was Ouranos’ biggest fear after Kronos was born??
That his Time was up…

[angiethompson]

I pronounce you (without any authority at all) the actual god of dad jokes.

[samwill]

How do you know Ouranos won't go through with a dare?
No balls

[hellfirecannon]

I thought it was gonna be a lot dirtier than that lol

[revol_]

Rhea: * gives birth to the children *
Cronus: Aw they're so cute I could eat them! 👁👁

[crsproductions]

I was expecting you’d make a bad anus joke, because you know, it’s Uranus we’re talking about

[Im-Not-a-Dog]

From what I've heard, Ouranos was a bit of an A-Hole.

[GandalfMonkeyAnimations]

He also holds the record for the greatest distance of having his balls dropped

[jeffreygao]

I’d usually find joking about broken couples to be insensitive but this is actually pretty funny!

[graysondraven]

He's a bit of a wimp i hear, hasnt got the balls to take on Cronos

[WildMushroom-g]

Your smile at the end reminds me of a frog. I mean that in the best way possible 😅

[SyonicYt]

Ouranos is just blue all the time almost feel bad for the guy

[joshuaclabeaux]

This was a pleasant surprise; I was expecting the overdone "your anus" pun, hahaha 😂

[mapletreegaming]

The faces…always with the FACES! Dad energy >9k!🤘🏼

[sapientisessevolo]

Gaia: You think I'm beneath you?
Ouranos: Well..yeah...
Gaia:Oh so that's how it is!

Hopefully someone gets the reference