If Greek gods had Tinder part 6 (Primordials)

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[monkeyman]

Nyx is just like “My kids are scary as hell. Fucking deal with it.

[alexwoods]

Imagine Kronos: "You have kids? Bon Appetit!"

[madhattergodess]

Uranus has heard too many jokes about his name. He is also the one who started the cycle daddy issues leading to son taking down their dad or grandfather that persists in Greek mythology.

[KRDecade]

Nyx, out of all of them, seems like the most reasonable.

She’s just a mom who wants to just chill after dark

[healerofthewaters]

Hmm... I guess I'd swipe right on Tartarus. He doesn't seem SO bad. I mean, I'M pretty sure I've seen worse. At least he's honest about the literally being on fire thing.

[ghostx]

Goddess of the night is a gothic queen! 🖤🌌

[cardinalhamneggs]

“Low tolerance for abuse” says Gæa’s profile, and it really shows, given what humanity has been doing in recent centuries, especially first/second-world countries, and the effect it’s having on the climate.

[Zara_ofthewoods]

"My children are scary deal with it"

-Nyx-the goddess of night

[finchbird]

Nyx: "I'm the sexy, goth, dominatrix you've been looking for. Let me know your safe word because no one tells me "No"."

[tereziekartakova]

Nyx and her scary children are the best :-D (I have some business with them in a rpg game, so I am studying them quite much.)

[davidmartin]

Nyx actually sounds like a pretty chill mom

[myladyazriss]

Me talking to my boyfriend about my siblings: They're scary, deal with it.

[Ben-jtbz]

Would Kronos technically be on grinder since he swallows children

[playfulwriter]

Tartarus: It’s impossible to get away from me…
Percabeth: Yeah sure…

[jashan]

Dating nyx makes you the strongest man alive because no one will dare to touch you.

[anenbyplant]

When I was younger I had to make a school project about a Greek deity and I chose nyx and one of the things we had to do was make a family tree and nyx's family tree took days to finish worth it tho

[julinelubin]

I love these, they keep getting funnier and funnier. Could you do Titans like for example Helios and Selene (also could do iris and amphitrite) the next time you do it please. I love your videos, you always do an amazing job.

[anc]

I would definitely go for Nyx, she's such a vibe xD

[quirkyvlogs]

Me having a nickname Nix:MY KIDS ARE SCARY

[twistedgabriel]

*nyx:my kids are scary, deal with it.*

*me:sounds like my woman*