Denominations Order Coffee

Continued adventures of our favorite denominations!
This time they meet at a coffee shop. What will they order???

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[daviddestefanis]

At a Catholic monastery in the South, I was grabbing for a pitcher of sweet tea. Dinner is eaten in silence. But one of the monks leaned over, and breaking the silence, said, "David, that's the unsweet".
He knew.
I said "thank you Father"
And reached for the sweet tea pitcher.
True story.

[WalterWallsv]

Calvinist: that choice was already selected, so you should have it hot and ready

[wishuhadmyname]

I once literally asked for a coffee with as many espresso shots as the barista was legally allowed to put in it. This 17 year old girl looked at me like a deer in the headlights, while some middle-aged guy working on something else snorted with laughter and said "If I do more than 8, the FDA will close us down. So don't tell anyone I'm giving you 9." Some of the best coffee I've had

[redeemedzoomer]

Your United Methodist persona gets me every time

[adamc]

As a Lutheran who owns a craft brewery I support your portrayal of Lutherans.

[GaveMeGrace]

Let no denomination go un-roasted!
Thank you.

[redeemedzoomer]

Why didn't Big Eva say "hey man, if you love Jesus, you'll put every kind of syrup and lethal amounts of espresso in your large iced coffee"

[HartyBiker]

As a Dutch Reformed, we'll be drinking straight black coffee and then go to bed. I think the caffeine lets the theology part of the brain keep working while you sleep, and gives us that _superior theology™️_

[gnomesurf]

As a Southern Baptist I can confirm that down here we drink sweet tea like it's water.

[lorianguillaume]

"As we know caffeine is the Christian drug of choice" 😂

[BigPhilly]

Disappointed no Catholic. We’d probably go straight for a red wine.

[ChadTurner-wq]

As a Lutheran LCMS, I want you to know that the way you portray Lutherans, is hilarious, and fairly accurate.

[kbuilder]

I'll have a beer please.
This is a coffee shop and it's 9AM.
I don't see the problem.


LOVE IT!

[tylercurtis]

You might say the United Methodist was...roasted.

[TroySchoonover]

The Latter-day Saint would order a milk in a glass to make sure no mistook his beverage for a coffee.

[russelljohnson]

As a Presbyterian, you nailed it! We're not arrogant, just superior🙂

[eCouchPotatoe]

"I've never met someone try so hard to be the antichrist."
This line is gold 😂

[aikolactaotao]

LOL I can drink all things through Christ who strengthens me. Subscribed! 😂

[SeanPierceJohnson]

"I would like a beer please."
"Sir...it's 9am."

On. The. Floor. Laughing.

[sentientmlem]

As a Lutheran who currently has alcohol in his system at feel so included!