2017 Polaris Slingshot: Regular Car Reviews

Is your life dull? do people call you dumb? Well here's your chance to be someone! be a conversation with. Be a people people will remember. Hid your boring personality behind three wheels. Smile big! Smile big with teeth! Polaris Slingshot

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[Redswipe]

It was nice of young Stephen King to let you drive it

[PoyimaMedia]

The owner looks like he owns a Polaris Slingshot

[MrInfinity]

My uncle used to ride a motorcycle. He loved loved riding. He had a brain aneurysm. He recovered but didn’t feel comfortable riding a motorcycle anymore. Someone suggested one of these as an alternative. He absolutely refused. I feel that says a lot.

[PicardManeuver]

"We have Ariel Atom at home."

Ariel Atom at home:

[jma]

A guy used to show up at the dog park with his dog as his passenger in a Slingshot, and I think that's about the only valid use case for one of these. Putting a big, goofy, drooly dog in the passenger seat with a helmet and doggles so he can roll around delighting everyone on the road.

[jirehjirehjirehjireh]

These things are ridiculously popular in the black community with guys in their 40s and 50s blasting Return of the Mack, Silk Sonic, and whatever 80s RnB hit was playing when they had their second kid. They’re basically rolling boomboxes with more speakers than body work.

[TheSalPic]

My kid is 6.5 and is always delighted to see these. And that makes sense. Its the exact target market for these. Kindergarteners.

[JdmZack]

Polaris Slingshot; the softcore midlife crisis-mobile.

[bk]

This is classic RCR, I made it to the end of this one. I'm a motorcycle rider and I give the wave to Can-Am Spyder pilots, Slingshots and scooters. We have too many gatekeepers telling everyone how to have fun, I applaud these folks for doing what they like in a judgemental world.

[Coonotafoo]

Polaris Slingshot: The vehicle that you see as a free "enter to win" drawing at your local mall and you figure, "I doubt I'll win it, but if I do I'll drive it around for a bit and then sell it." I don't go to the mall often at all. But I swear there's always one of these in there and by giving your name, number, address, and email you can supposedly enter to win for "free." I have to wonder if it's all a façade that nobody wins, and it's simply the same one sitting in the mall never actually being given away.

[davidhorowitz]

Slingshot: For older gentlemen too afraid to take the MSF.

[redacted]

If Dave & Busters was a car, this would be it

[DeltaEcho]

Polaris Slingshot: For when the mid-life crisis says motorcycle, but the arthritic hands and feet say you can't brake, clutch, or shift.

[TheFarmboys]

It's a car! It's a motorcycle! It's neither, but worse than both!

[dankieran]

I used to think these were cool after seeing them on the internet but then I saw one on the street and immediately thought, "What a douchebag."

[TheRedCap]

"In a Polaris Slingshot, don't race anybody, you will lose."

me in my heavy ass Crown Vic:

[sergeantspeed]

The front looks like a predator, and the back half looks like they forgot to finish the drawing.

[siliconinsect]

This is what every drug dealer's granddad drives around the rustbelt with on summer weekends.

[Pablo]

It looks like Michael Jacksons red jacket from Thriller.

[ainlLeek]

Polaris Slingshot: you bought a tricycle. A tricycle. Your inner 4 year old got the best of you. A tricycle.