POV: You Are A Turkey In A Supermarket [ASMR] [F4A But Especially Turkey] [Well Seasoned]

The verbal accostation of an avian dinner.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING YA'LL!!! I wanted to make a short silly video to express my gratitude. Hope it makes you laugh a little!
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Audio:
Me!

Art:

[Zombiesleuth]

Imagining this as someone in an actual supermarket makes it way funnier. Also, that ending was perfect.

[ElijahWinterO]

"MAM PLEASE STOP DURTY TALKING TO THE TURKEY IN THE STORE"

[ARHD]

We making it to the oven with this one🦃🦃🦃🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[KairaFln]

As a person who lives in turkey, I appreciate your seasoning.

[Grim-cn]

I'll never see Turkey the same way ever again.

[mr.vesper]

Imagine what this looks like from anyone else's perspective. Really great

[thekhoifish]

"Well Seasoned" hell yeah that's what I've been looking for

[rukasanji]

Makin all the other turkeys jealous with this one 😏🤫

Need part two: THE HAM

[Skelterbane]

This is so specific, it must've started from some sort of real situation

[boople]

This is a hilarious and welcome reprieve from my rather stress inducing step-family

[residentlando]

this is honestly an insane premise for a video

[SHoS_Alpine]

This is easily the best video I've ever seen. I thank you from the bottom of my heart

[sonritsilense]

I love your voice and the video is super fun and relaxing, perfectly balanced ✨

[RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

Now all I need is a Yoshikage Kira x sewered hand listener ASMR and my life will be complete!

[itchyrightnut]

not gonna lie....i have never wanted to be a turkey until right now

[ElectricLimeade]

Ah, a lovely, perfectly hinged Thanksgiving video!

[JitsKamps]

Oh, my... I'm not sure what to feel right now.

[lol-]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 🦃

[darklord]

i'll gladly be your stuffed tom turkey!

[lljw]

❤ I hope you are doing well!! Great video!