The Most Creative NPM Package I've Seen

How do people even come up with stuff like this??? This is seriously creative

-- sources:
package: react-geiger

-- my links

[lkardashev]

Finally, somebody actually made a tool for my radioactive code 😂

[MCJini]

FYI, malloc is memory allocation and the implementation is to hear sounds when you allocate memory and hear if its needed or not for performance

[hyperprotagonist]

It’s like a one hit wonder. Almost everyone who hears about it will install, try it and uninstall it.

[dand]

Could be wrong but the 'malloc' i would think is memory, or memory allocation related. In c/c++ the common routine to allocate memory is malloc or calloc (essentially the same, calloc will zero fill)...

[xya]

"Please never ever use this in production. Not only does it annoy the absolute shit out of your users" had be rolling

[anguswett]

“Malloc, whatever that means” Josh bro…

[cypke]

I think it's actually really good and I might use it, because I can't yet reliably tell when something is or isn't re-rendering

[codenerd]

Now, I'm a Soviet Nuclear coder.
Comrades 😎

[danielbrenot]

Would have been nice if you showed it off so we could hear the package. Showed it working in some way. This is a bit funny for sure, but i could actually see myself using this or something similar when perf testing code in general to flag issues

[wlockuz]

"Its not 3 slow renders, its 15, 000!"

[akashkarmakar]

malloce means memory allocation in c
I think it's malloce implementation means creating this bad noice when it takes too much memory

[shubhamupadhyay]

Bro can you please make a project with next js ❤

[DmitriiBaranov-ibkf]

Just use Vue instead of this excuse for a technology already!

[omashune]

And what is it? What's the use of it? That's bullshit...