Zy0x Explains Hyperbloom...

hyperbloom

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[Ryzawa]

Don't ask a question if you don't want Zy0x to answer it, because this man was made for answering.

[MLGHazrad]

This is how theorycrafters would explain to their children how babies are born. Of course assuming the gacha rolls are in their favor and they were able to have an offspring.

[yrn_serios]

This man can come up with the most wild analogies and they make sense somehow, truly my guide maker of all time

[jajathenewking]

Bloom is just a married couple, 3rd party makes hyperbloom and Burgon.
Perfect explanation.

[timduncan]

Bro really invited her to his basement ☠️

[FruitsChinpoSamuraiG]

mihoyo likes their beasts a little thicc

[redfoxakame]

When she asked Zy0x a question, she knew she f* up.

[FelisChow]

The most wholesome and family friendly explanation 😂😂

[ZeroFox]

That boss wanted to show Zy0x some love too…

[jonathantwilight]

He is definitely the best answer giver I’ve ever seen, like he has the best comparisons to support his explanation all the time 😂

[AerymTheHedgehog]

Oh my god, that’s literally every time, 2 elements make a specific reaction. Fair point my friend

[gldenmater]

If you light the baby on fire, it explodes but if you apply some electricity shawty be flying through the roof 💀

[Scykuya]

When bloom gets stimulated by electro it starts shooting pre-bloom

[onyxBadger]

Bro makes every girl laugh. Damn bro W rizz

[takeoc]

The baby explodes when put inside a furnace
The baby turns into a homing missile if it is given a high voltage shock

[Wolf-vyet]

The consacreted beast gonna make me act up..

[apleb]

So I guess Nilou’s bountiful cores happen when Hydro and Dendro love each other with extreme passion to where not even Pyro and Electro can interfere.

[HashiNuke]

When me and Nilou love each other very much, a healthy Dendro Core is born

[EmmaAnglade]

“If a third party gets involved” it was this part for me 😭😂

[keiraphenix]

I saw the consecrated beast and had a ptsd flashback, that abyss was horrendous 😢