i hatched a fish from supermarket caviar

[irondeffiency]

I can't imagine working in a fish market and some random guy comes up to me and asks for fish sperm 💀

[zyx]

“after a very intimate moment” caught me off guard 😭

[trevorrogers]

“I did what Simon told me.”

You, Sir, missed out on a golden opportunity to make a pun and say “I did what Simon said.”

[omarrza]

”Do you have any fish sperm?"
*"What"*

That killed me💀

[SenzzYT-hb]

“Can I hatch a fish from supermarket caviar”
“No”
*”wanna bet”*

[joe]

Max Fish is probably the best name Max Fosh could give his pet fish

[johnjamesch]

"One last short before bed"
The short:

[stephenantonsson_II]

Me questioning the fate of the other 70 eggs that were fertilized

[jogiyomingyuhogshiyojachingu]

Bro woke up and decided to perform IVF on fish in his Tupperware

[clqnnn]

I'd love if Max made a fish vlog, but all the fish came from caviar..

[huntakilla]

That's when Max introduced a foreign species into the ecosystem, and utterly destroyed it.

[Iamthatkiddd]

"Hey where'd you get that fish".
"I hatched it myself from caviar and fish sperm"

[Idkwtdwmlrnayad]

"do you have any fish sperm?"
Dialogue of the year


(yep, i fixed it. Thanks)

[Unga_Bunga]

"So where you from?"
"Tesco, mate."

[cassandras]

for those not aware, even in the US some European specialty markets do carry fish semen under the name "soft roe", "milt", or "soft caviar"

[fabiangiron]

Bro's so powerful he turned a salted sturgeon egg into a carp egg 😂

[kevinboris]

“Do you have any fish sperm?” WTF, I can’t stop laughing

[LoveLee_Dreamer]

This is absolutely unhinged. This man is, by all accounts, that fish's father.

[michiochaaa]

"Do you have any fish sperm?"
"What?..."

That confused expression is everything😭😭🤣

[Piotr-pwpj]

Max: Do you have any fish sperm ?
Cashier: What?! 💀😂💀