Scientist Man's Plan to Save Star Wars

He's back! Scientist Man is hired to help save Star Wars™. He uses logic, economics, marketing and math in order to come up with an idea so radical that it just might save the soon-to-be bankrupt franchise.

[shannonsomersley]

"Or they cold just make a good movie..."
"I'm afraid that's not an option"

[bleeters]

I fundamentally reject the assumption that I can't both be a star wars fan and also a pervert.

[djmattador]

Mike’s prediction of “exclusive Star Wars limited experiences” came true with the Galactic Starcruiser hotel. Only instead of $150 Disney is charging $5, 000. Even RLM can still underestimate the greed of The Mouse

[Nomicrou]

I half expect scientist man to get fired half way through the video.

[supersaiyankirby]

I swear to God Disney just used this video before deciding to sell Mulan for $30 on top of the Disney+ subscription

[dvcreservations]

Its interesting - by putting the majority of SW future content on Disney + they are essentially doing what scientist man suggested. People will be playing around $150 to 250 a year eventually to see fan-geared content.

[MichaelMercy]

Popcorn is already plural, and so is Rich Evans.

[ButtonMasherReal]

There’s a major flaw with these calculations!

The perverts would still watch the movies too.

[RobertJRoman]

"Popcorn" isn't a plural noun -- like "dogs, " "cats, " or "bad movies." It's a mass noun -- like "bread, " "water, " or "fan disappointment."

[VenomSnakee]

sad thing is that disney isnt going to take science man's advice to swindle the star wars fans, and instead will try to continue to swindle regular movie goers

[josephhoward]

"Who loves Star Wars?"
"We
"Who's easily manipulted by a property they enjoyed as a child and willing to be used as a marketing tool like a bunch of fucking sheep!"
"We

[Dousch]

In Sweden we actually straight up say ”scientist man” when we’re referring to a scientist. Vetenskapsman.

[CoryPelizzari]

This video is designed to give Disney an idea, and if they use that idea, Red Letter Media would have gained psychic control of Disney in the most ironic way.

[Hodgegoulashi]

Where's that Rich Evans/Dwayne Johnson sitcom everyone's been wanting for the last 40 minutes?

[iagorincon]

Turn Rey into the villain. Drive Kilo insane and end the trilogy with her becoming Emperor and him fleeing into exile Yoda style. See you in ten to fifteen years for the next trilogy. Better luck next time.

[bejammin]

Mike, never breaking character yet at the same time, never missing an opportunity to mock rich!

[PaxIesus]

"Or they could just make a good movie...."
"I'm afraid that's not an option."
Me, on opening night of Episode IX: "Can confirm."

[dr.strangelove]

6% feels very conservative to me. A popular video on youtube is some guy sexually molesting a droid whilst wearing a Vader mask.

[henrybadger]

*Okay no joke, there was only 6 other people in the theatre with me and my friends, for a total 9 people.*

*9 people. Lol.*

[stefl]

Goodness those clips of SW fans are so embarrassing.