Coughing Can Be Dangerous. Shayne Smith

[satostia]

Title: *coughing can be dangerous*
Me: We are thinking of *two different things right now*

[GrizDrummer]

When a guy who looks like a computer tech went to Azkaban starts a sentence saying he pooped his pants recently, you have a good story ahead of you!

[drshrimppuertorico]

Looks physically threatening but sounds like he wants to tell me about vegan meals

[_______]

I wish this guy would post his own stand up we want more of him

[williamphillips]

He looks like a deathcore vocalist who is also a comedian on the side.

[RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Who else thought this was gonna be a covid thing?
Also: Never trust a shart.

[mrshmuga]

**Narrator: It was indeed... not cut in post.**

[markgrant]

It happens.
Free advice for the under 50 crowd. When you get 50 years old, never trust a fart.

[chasingsimpledreams]

"Do you think this is a game, Daniel?!" Killed me

[thegingerunicorn]

Shayne: “I’ve been pooping my pants for 32 years”
Me: Wait... what did he say 😳😳😳😳😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[katgirl]

Now he kinda gets what it's like being a girl on their period, and then you sneeze.

[nsimba_]

Him: "I pooped my pants"
Crowd: _dies of laughter_

These people are very easy to please

[breannathomson]

2:05 The best jokes are accidental. That was great!

[manon]

My three year old overheard this stand up and gleefully repeated “I pooped! I pooped!” for at least an hour afterwards while laughing her head off.

[aaronandrews]

This is so hilarious and so true. I had So many close calls as a missionary, but never an accident. That waited till I was back in college and had a similar experience. I was changing classes and had some gas. Thought it was a regular fart, but I ended up shating my pants and had to slink off to a bathroom. I texted my roommate and asked if he could come pick me up. He asked me if I was okay and I told him what had happened. He didn't even hesitate and was there in a heart Beat to pick me up and took ke home to change. He had had the same thing happen to him while multiple times while serving in Brazil.

[hasta_la_pasta_official]

You heard it here first, folks! Shane Smith has been pooping his pants for 32 years.

[Ahrtemis]

Give this man a special. He's been through so much.

[embfixer]

"....and so that's why I was 15 minutes late tonight."

[helpisntheway]

Aww Humblebrag- RIP Harris Wittels- I miss him!! Also Shayne Smith is hilarious!! Love him!

Seen a lot of ur stuff Shayne Smith. Never this 6mins. Laughed so hard I started coughing. Had to pull over and check. Well done, mate....well done.