Robbing Wendy's With An ALLIGATOR. Shayne Smith

[Tim_Tomorrow]

I know the alligator guy. His name is Josh. It's not the first time he did that, it's just the first time he got caught.

[jameshartsfield]

I love his outraged attitude. "THIS WAS YOUR SOBER

[katrinavangrouw]

The way he speaks and emphasizes his words is amazing, so entertaining.

[Nom_Alex]

Ok so to clarify on the alligator story : the man didn't ride with the alligator on his backseat. He had it on the FRONT SEAT with him ! Also he told the authorities that he apparently just picked it up on the side of the road then drove straight to a Wendy's (like who would think "yeah I just found this alligator, where should I go with it ? A WENDY'S !)
And apparently his mom told the police that he was just a harmless prankster that idolised Steve Irwin.

[Server_Mom]

Absolutely obsessed with his delivery of “what did you just say to me” and have started to add it to my conversations

[bonnietaylor]

This is the funniest delivery of a headline I've ever heard! Shayne is a jewel of a storyteller. LOVE HIM.

[choppedandbobbed]

Netflix needs to give him a special yesterday.

[nanceemoes]

"A grown man found an alligator--he didn't even build a relationship with it!!" 😂😂

[tempest]

Fun fact: Alligators can and do climb fences! No need to find them, if you have a pool, they'll get in it somehow

[beardlessdragon]

The way his yells become increasingly strained as the story escalates is so funny to me X'D

[jehsHrTY]

*Woman:* You can’t rob me without a gun.
*Florida Man:* I don’t have a gun, but hold on...

[taylorjordan]

As someone who has lived in Florida their whole lives i can confirm that alligator robberies are more common than I'd like to admit 😂😂

[thepresence]

"She's from Florida, so she's not afraid of death, or whatever."
🤣 Can confirm. I lived in Florida for 3 years and I still have stories for years to come .

[yyzyyc]

Ever since his parents named him 'Shayne' instead of 'Shane' he was destined for hipster face/neck tats

[lawsonone]

5:22 "He seatbelts this *dinosaur* into the back seat".

[masmantour]

Shayne Smith's delivery has improved so much since his last special at Dry Bar. I really enjoy his performance.

[goatee]

Man: Give me the money!
Lady: No.
Man: Yes!
Lady: Is that your only thing?
Man: That's my only thing.
Lady: Well I'm gonna go then.
Man: Have a good day I guess?

[messibessi]

I could listen to this guy narrate random robberies for the rest of my life

[Mr.Bonesss]

Wendy’s cashier: *exists*


Florida man: YEEET

[helenholt]

Here is another recent Florida with alligator in her yoga pants arrested." I love this state.