Ari Shaffir | Abortion

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[yykashawa]

Dude! Jesus is Jewish...the twist in this joke just made my day.

[rustyshackleford]

That's actually a pretty good argument I'm going to steal that 😆😂

[jasj]

Jesus. It’s COMEDY! It’s so important to keep it free. It’s the last free art. If ur offended, then deal with it

[NatanFIL]

He talks about the judgment of the chaser - a rule that allows you to commit violence to defend another person's life, not property. Funny things is this concept actually allows abortion when the pregnancy is a threat to the mother's life (the unborn is considered as the one who's "chasing" his mother to death).

[dakotagoff]

Just so everyone knows, this is a comedian... it's a joke

[thatodddoomer]

The the most Jewish saying I’ve ever heard

[omgwhydoesthatfroghavecurls]

That's why there's this thing called adoption🌟

[lamaalzaidi]

And in the end of the day on tv news ✨Welcome to the country of human rights✨

[swaldman]

This is actually only true if you have reason to believe the thief would kill you
- someone who's STILL an orthodox Jew.

[snaztheskeley]

Well, too bad that's no longer legal in America

[jdsweets]

Lol for the comments chill I don’t agree with abortion but I agree with taking a joke ik a little too political

[sethmarchese]

Well that sums up the people of the small hat.

[Parrytheplatypuss]

I feel like some people are going to be offended somehow.

[kaiingoglia]

Well the bible does teach you how to terminate a pregnancy so its not that crazy

[anandmorris]

The Jewish religion is a beautiful thing!

[KrypticsYt.]

Yeah it’s also the same thing as brutally killing a regular person you monster

[marshotr]

Such a funny but such a terrible joke at the same ends of the spectrum.. this made me laugh then cry the laugh abit more then cry abit more then back to normal!

[raybinzay]

What nice Is Islamic faith it doesn't include that

[JR]

Except in over 99% of aborted pregnancy cases you willingly chose to put yourself in a situation to give birth, you don’t willingly put yourself in a situation to get robbed

Also this is not comedy, there is nothing funny about it. This is ideological campaigning under the guise of a comedy show.

[randomshizz]

Back in the Roman times when the Romans were taking over a Jewish Fort all the Jews committed suicide and there was about a A 1250 they commit suicide.