Every Hallmark Movie

People seem to enjoy the "Go to him" line, so here it is 3:13

Husband and wife duo create their own Hallmark Movie, “Every Hallmark Movie,” in under 4 minutes. It’s pretty terrible. Enjoy!

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Anthony Fanelli

Arielle Fanelli

[kevins]

He has to be a widower with an adorable child just praying for a new mom.

[HappyBirdsGlitterNest]

They forgot to add the part where they both accidentally fall on top of one another in the snow. I've seen that scenario more than once in the Hallmark Christmas movies. Lol

[theresamarie]

This is ridiculously accurate. The only thing that you left out was the lady's city boyfriend coming to the small town to find her. Lol

[nataliewebb]

The only thing missing was her rich boyfriend who's stuck on himself and suddenly she's choosing between him and Jake 😉

[truegirlanna]

Y’all forgot the sassy friend to provide side banter or adorable little kid or wise aunt or uncle or grandparent or random store owner who helps the guy and gal fall in love.

[jrglatham]

Only missing where she sees him talking to his (or hugging) his ex girlfriend / sister and gets the wrong idea

[stanhawkes]

You forgot the jerk boyfriend flying in unannounced from the big city trying to ruin everything.

[supersmoothify]

I think we should have seen more of the huge selection of coats for every occasion every female protagonist on those Christmas movies mysteriously has despite bringing only one small suitcase.

[MiamiSpartan]

And he is really a prince of a small European country where they all speak with English accents.

[raychristie]

This is GOLD! All we are missing is the frazzled middle-aged boss calling to remind her of the Big Deadline. Then at the end, she tells him off, deciding to open a quirky specialty store with her Beau in a small town that has no hope of supporting it.

[mellakat]

I lost it when he said he joined the "AIR MARINES"

[aname]

the sweaters, blazers, and signature scarfs are spot on 😭😭

[approp]

Don’t forget the obligatory spontaneous snowball fight

[organs]

They should do another one where the woman is a baker known for her famous cupcakes that apparently warrant the attention of local news.

[JordanR]

"Same old nonthreatening handsome Jake" 😂

[kimb]

My first reaction: “What an accurate, hilarious critique”
On second thought: “Now I wanna see a real Hallmark movie”

[ellaa]

If there is one timing Hallmark has taught

it’s that if your boyfriend is a lawyer or a high ranking employee at some fancy company, dump him for your high school boyfriend who only wears sweaters, still lives with his parents and works at a cookie factory for $4 an hour 😃

[datalore]

There is also the storyline of: A single mom falls in love with a British aristocrat, only she doesn't know who he really is. And incredibly he loves her kids so much she falls for him, only to find out she's going to be the next Duchess of Nonsense or whatever.
Good job!

[kellyshamrock]

What about the empty to go coffee cups that they hold, while walking around in the fake snowy town? Lol

[KeKeChrist]

It’s the small towns being overly decorated for Christmas for me and then when the main character arrives they’re STILL decorating like how much more lights and garland does one town need?! 😭