This smart toilet collects your health data while you 💩 #ces2024 #technews

[AndreaLikesMusic]

Doe it tell you when you’ve been sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone? That would help countless millions, I tell ya.

[wyattredmond]

I want to sit on a cold toilet becuase if it is warm that means someone just used it.

[alexisbendelamousseauchocolat]

Wow! Just wow! Thank you for covering such interesting news! Genuine appreciation from a timid subscriber.

[mochipickles]

I can finally see my blood pressure while getting explosive diarrhoea

[JesusIsLord]

Because nobody has done that with a watch already....

[luisderivas]

Crappy idea to take measurements that you're not supposed to take while straining.

[serdceva__elena]

OMG that was exactly the "Fluffy" voice 😄

[ghju]

Youn know, I think it lacks a little probe that would come out and test the quality of your "production". And a scale sensor so that you can know how much your output weighs. And there would be a voice that could tell you the composition out loud (while you're busy playing on your phone) and what your body is in excess of/lacking because you need that to take care of your health and there isn't enough intrusive apps and devices yet. Duh.

Oh and a camera that coupled with AI would make sure your parts are healthy and operational and book a proctologist appointment with one simple click. And you could even pair it with your phone to watch live from that angle and maybe even stream it! It totally wouldn't store all this data on the company's servers then share with other entities though, because we are entering the future but *_ethically_* 😀

Now, the real, important feature question is: can it make coffee, like the LG car?

[Haroombe]

Great. More closed source software connecting to the cloud inside the bathroom of all places

[SOSSTSE]

Nice idea, thoughts turn into things. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[endyrodriguez]

A lot of teenage kids are gonna be treated for high blood pressure 😂😂😂

[RebeccaEWebber]

Then we add in an inner toilet lab that tests your urine for nutrition levels.

[dtruque]

Or you can just check your smart watch for your health metrics instead of forcing a poop to get your blood pressure!!

[bravo_]

I like the joke at the end but you lost with your explanation.

[mihab]

FYI this company is a registered s offender