Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (Official Audio)

Jeff Foxworthy - 'Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas'

Lyrics:

Somebody done been to the Walmart
Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas
You cleaned up, what you get?

Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T

You fool! You got jipped! That's twelve days of Christmas!
I know that look over there in the corner
That's yours too?
Yeah

Twelve pack a bud
Eleven wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two huntin’ dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T

Man these ain't normal Christmas presents!
Naw they redneck gifts
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, like when you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin’ lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, or if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you've ever miss spelled anything in Christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything was wrong with it, it's hard to beat

Twelve pack a bud
Eleven wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T

Well you know you can't consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your momma.
You're not listenin' to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine years probation comes in. Imma do it for you again, now listen

Twelve pack a bud
Eleven wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T

Are you cryin'?
Naw just my allergies
Happy Holidays everybody

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[JakeVlogs-titl]

This song came on the other day on the radio when I first heard it I laughed my head off *GET THE CAR KEYS OUT OF YOUR EAR THATS WERE THE 9 YEARS PROBATION COMES IN DAMN IT*

[BlindRobotDragon]

This is one of the funnier Christmas parodies out there, that's for damn sure!

[VivianHeartt]

This is honestly unironically hilarious

[dragonkfg]

My favorite Christmas song.
I would give anything for these to show up under my Christmas tree!

[TheAnnieChannie]

12. Pack a bud
11. Wrastln tickets
10. A Copenhagen
9. Years probation
8. Table dancers
7. Packs of redmans
6. Cans of spam
5. Flannel shirts
4. Big mud tires
3. Shotgun shells
2. Huntn dogs
Parts to a mustang gt

Here's your sign;)

[khfanlife]

This song came on the XM radio on Christmas Eve and my sister and I were dying. 🤣

[rcmore]

Fiiiivvve rinnnggggsss four big mud tires three shotgun shells two huntin dogs annnddd sommmme parrrts tooo a muuussstttang GGGTTT

[robertbeightol]

Jeff Foxworthy is a great comedian and I love his 12 redneck presents song.

[wakkowarner]

I want 9 table dancers under my tree this year.

[Goofyahh_gaming]

I hate Christmas songs. But i play this EVERY Christmas.

[DimensionX]

WWE 12 days of christmas

12 pack of bud
11 title matches
10 backstage brawls
9 steel chairs flying
8 back alley brawls
7 ladder matches
6 chokeslams
5 STONECOLD STUNNERS
4 tag team matches
3 triple threats
2 rival companies
and a pink slip from vince mcmahon 😛

[ChristopherPaulBacon-ml]

This song was how I first learned about Copen Hagen. It makes me feel so good, XD.

[scotthayes]

"Some parts to a Mustang GT"

[ahappyman]

my teacher said we could only sing Christmas songs for the karaoke so I sang this

[emilieordonez]

Friend: What did you get for Christmas?
Me: Have you ever heard the song Redneck 12 Days of Christmas?
Friend: Heck yeah that was my Christmas!

[Lee-pcts]

i never knew what copenhagen was until i started working at gas station

[papawjohn]

Also try 'mike snider twas the night before christmas'