I Bought the Greatest BMW 7-Series Ever Made, And It's Still Junk! (2001 740i Sport)

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[R-Tap]

The cleanliness of Johnny's garage says everything about this man's skill.

[fitfogey]

If the check engine light on a BMW ever goes out permanently it’s probably the bulb.

[miketeeveedub]

Hoovie: "Best BMW ever made!"
Car Ninja: "Here's your bill."
Car Wizard softly laughing in the distance.

[curtisangelamay]

I appreciate how calm Johnny is. He's not the Car Ninja, he's the Car Buddhist Zen Master

[TheGerudan]

Einstein: "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Hoovie: "I bought another BMW!"

[benigo]

@7:00 the radio says “who’s crying now”. That seems fitting.

[snappy]

"The check engine light is hiding for now" is the best summation of BMW ownership I've ever heard.

[NotOnYourLife]

I loved my 2001 740i, got it with 74k miles and set about to replace everything that needed it. Complete suspension, guibo, center driveshaft bearing, entire cooling system after a catastrophic failure, stereo with factory widescreen NAV, grill and more I am sure I am forgetting. If you are unable to work on them yourself and only write checks for others to work on them, they are a horrible car. If you can turn your own wrenches they are the easiest car in the world to work on. Everything is assembled logically and it is the smoothest car for traveling you can own. I only sold mine because we moved out to the country and I knew the dirt roads would destroy it after two years and thousands of dollars to restore it.

[PapaGean]

Again the Z3 is looking down at the 7 and Tyler like "WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME FATHER"

[willdsm]

There's one thing I love about Hoovie .. He never learns.

[LarryCato]

The Car Wizard and Ninja need to go on an expensive vacation together paid for by Hoovie.

[adriankingdon]

Tha warning triangle is missing from the tool kit, I suspect it has broken up into tiny pieces due to overwork.

[robert]

I love Johnny's smile when he gives you the estimate. He looks so happy!

[stevenwilhite]

I agree with you, that 7 series is the best looking 7 they ever made. Perfect from every angle.

[kshitijkumar]

10:51 "pretty well taken care of 81k miles"
"Transmission has to come off" 💀

[highbrassrule]

“There’s basically no technology in here” ....” here You have a basic satelight navigation system”. Bro that was HUGE in 2001 what are you talking about?? Power seats, especially way multi-way power, was still reserved for very premium cars too.

[edwardgreenjr]

This channel has saved me so much -imaginary- money on the BMW's I was totally -fantasizing of- buying.

[azee]

13:27 the look of a man who’s saying to himself “these men are putting my kids through college!”

[CwPlatapuZ]

"The technology is at a bare minimum" ... "memory seats"

[danielmccall]

His girlfriend wears her wedding dress


Him: this is almost as nice as my rolls royce phantom