I'd just like to interject for a moment uwu

OwO what's this?! Did you just say your OS is Linux? ≥w≤

What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNyU/Linux, or as I’ve recentwy taken to cawwing it, GNyU pwus Linyux.

Voiced by @EiScreamu on Twitter

[dtcannotmakeusername]

It wasn't the owospeak that got me, it was spelling out POSIX.

[ButteredBreadSlice]

BRUH I KEEP HEARING THIS IN TF2 SERVERS

[wimblefra]

I was so confused when some bot started to spam this in tf2 you’d be hearing this uwu stuff then a vote kick comes and you hear a grown man start to scream

[stardust-reverie]

i like how it turned from a smartass nerd mouthing off at me to an adorable catgirl telling me an obscure fact about computers

[akhial]

"I use Linux as my operating system, " I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

[mehxzfy]

I can't stop sharing this
I hate it so much and people must feel my pain

[ehhzeh]

who tf says LIE - nux, that rolls off the tongue like an elderly man down a flight of stairs

[SamuelNiemirycz]

i just want everything read by her in OwO now.
no, no, no, I'm afraid you might have not heard me.
EVERYTHING.

[groundg]

That “Linux!” at the end was so cute wtf

[hannahcrawford]

Missed an opportunity to spell it PAWSIX

[cletusawreetus-awrightus]

a lot of the pronunciation here is actually better than most readings i've heard

[UbiMiles]

I fuckin love this version


oh and I use Arch BTW

[noirdessaim]

God I can't.. this awful.

Perfect.

[billnye]

Inspired me to jump down the Linux rabbit hole... 10/10

[ebaldwin]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNyU/Linux, or as I've recentwy taken to cawwling it, GNyU pwus Linyux. Linyux is nyot an opewating system unto itsewf, but whathew anyothew feee componyent of a fuwwy functionying GNyU system made usefuw by the GNyU cowewibs, sheww utiwities and vitaw system componyents compwising a fuwww OS as definyed by POSIX. Many computew usews wun a modified vewsion of the GNyU system evewy day, without weawizing it. Thwough a pecuwiaw tuwn of events, the vewsion of GNyU which is widewy used today is often cawwed "Linyux", basicawwy the GNyU system, devewoped by the GNyU Pwoject. Thewe weawwy is a Linyux, and these peopwe awe using it, but it is just a pawt of the system they use. Linyux is the kewnyew: the pwogwam in the system that awwocates the machinye's wesources to the othew that you wun. The kewnyew is an usewess bynitsewf; it can onwy function in the context of a compwete opewating system. Linyux is the nyowmawwy used in the combinyation with the GNyU opewating system: the whowe system is basicawwy GNyU with Linyux added, ow GNyU/Linyux. aww the so-cawwed "Linyux" distwibutions awe weawwy distwibutions of GNyU/Linyux.

[smallpp]

I need a whole audio book in your voice

[zejjnt]

4 years later still laughing so hard from this my stomach hurts

[der.Schtefan]

Is this what made Tyler Swift write "Sometimes I feel that everyone's a sexy baby, but I'm a monster on a hill" in "Anti-Hero"?

[igorgiuseppe]

its get worse and worse the more you listen to it... i love it! xD

[zeniththetoaster]

As someone who portrays themselves as a machine on the internet I'm not sure how to feel about this