Hottest things a guy can do #shorts #tiktok

[tumatauenga]

100% all of these attributes are attached to one particular dude she's currently crushing on. If any other dude did these things they won't be as much of a turn on for her

[jaegermann]

Guy: *is having nuclear diarrhea and is fighting for his life on the toilet*
This girl: “😱😱😱😍😘🥰🥰😘🤩🤩”

[Dirtygerty]

Either she’s trolling the preppy bois, or is the most basic thing I’ve ever witnessed. I don’t want to be on this planet anymore.

[Fenrizulfr]

Hottest things a human being can do: deleting tik tok.

[LedWolf]

When he wears sandals with cargo shorts and a wife beater and says “bruh” while chugging a beer 😍❤️😍😂

[acegood]

Tell me you’re an insane crazy lady without telling me you’re an insane crazy lady. It’s all about the eyes gentlemen.

[zephiin]

Just damn near described a high school senior in 2014 🥴

[kingofluck]

Hottest things a girl can do:
1. Exist
2. Be loyal

[shokonishimiya]

when he pumps blood with his heart 😘😍😍🥰❤️

[MrFloom]

“When he ingests base amino acids and synthesises musculature via protein synthesis”

[*screeches like Godzilla*]

[gersoncastro]

"When he is drinking water out of a gatorade bottle" imma just head on out of here

[jonnysupreme]

Me, a balding bloke with a beer gut
"Yeah, she'd love me"

[bronchiaosaurus]

She just described my band director. To bad he’s gay.

[blackbangtan]

It seems more like she is describing her crush than anything, like it's too specific, a shark tooth necklace, rings, drink ice coffee, wears nike blazers...

[tylersheppard]

What guy doesn't drive with one hand, while drinking iced coffee and manages to shift gears?!?!

[gooddognigel]

Small minds are easily amused. She takes the cake.

[davebaconusa]

Fun fact: She only knows three guys in the whole world, and this is the best they can do. Her standards are so low, she could pick up a boyfriend in a high-school gym class.

[MrCHITOMITO]

This dude would get laughed at. I’m certain of it

[erenjaeger]

This girl: Rings rings rings
Shang Chi: Hey babe…

[CarlyonProduction]

This is the most honest expose of the normie liberal mind I have ever seen.