Green flags for guys #shorts

[MADGAMER]

"If he has more than 4 letters in his name he's hot."

Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas: 😍

[ilovepancakes]

“Why’d you break up with me?”

“It’s the number of letters in your name”

[productions]

“I love me a man who is cute ugly”
Me: take out the cute and we’ve got a deal

[ButterflyCreationss]

Her: “4 letters is toxic”

Me: “C H A D”


Edit: MOM IM FAMOUSSSS

[iitz_kj]

Her: “4 letters is just toxic”

Me: (Kevin) “ooof that was a close one”

[megaspawn]

"If he got sisters"
Tf am i supposed to do? Call dad and say its time yo get to work💀

[dred_dreamr]

“Four letters is just toxic”

Me, called Josh: 😔

Me, lengthening my name to Joshua: 😏

[lollol]

“If he has more than 4 letters in his name…”
Ngl, that statement was a red flag 🚩 for me

[alex_k_offline]

not her saying things that guys can’t control-




edit: i think i might have started a war😭🙏

[thekennedysisters]

Spencer:
I haven’t kissed a guy this year.
Me:
I haven’t kissed a guy ever.

[katusakirocks]

"But four letters is toxic."

"I haven't even kissed a guy this year."
Woah, what a coincidence.

[aestheticgirl]

To all my brother's
(1) It's not YOUR fault your an only child it's YOUR parents and it's not bad either
(2) She is right about that a hug is fine and don't forget to drop her home it's actually a really good gesture
(3) If a women can wear whatever the fk she wants so can a man cuz EQUALITY!!
(4)If your not comfortable with voice memos it's ok bro
(5) "A NAME WITH MORE THAN 4 LETTERS " WTF I CANT EVEN

[Riotss]

I didn’t choose my name, nor did I choose to not have a sister.

[Jack-ucoz]

"Four letters is just toxic"

Me, called Jack: 😔

Me, lengthening my name to Jackson: 😏

[Duraith]

Imagine going on a date and everything goes right, you are both really into each other, and then she turns you down because you got 4 letters in your name.

[privatejay]

"i haven't kissed anyone THIS year" streets

[PantsEzTbh]

Your dating advice is equivalent to taking advice from Kim jong un on how to be an empathetic human being.

I ate 4 Oreos.

[shownig]

My green flag is not ever dating a girl that acts like this 😂

[missingdigits]

"four letters is just toxic"

me: eric

*turns into a girl*

me: *itsa me, erica*

[soundslikelr]

Let's see, 2 sisters, Never had a first date (probably bad), I practically wear jeans every day, and I don't got snap. Dang, still don't pull tho.

Update: A girl gave me her number at my sister's wedding and now I'm going stir crazy.