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Jack | i give 1000 people their souls back: 00:22:21
Robin | which side you on?: 00:46:58
Robin | bruhhh: 01:00:35
Robin | 1 view = 1 prayer: 01:21:41
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24:52 I don’t think this person understands that “kawaii” actually started as teenage girls rebelling against societal norms that women have to be dignified and obedient to men, choosing instead to enjoy being a girl through their teens by embracing a cute aesthetic and doing things “incorrectly” in a cute way. Kawaii is popular in Japanese pop culture but it’s not really as widespread as he’s imagining (unless he just means petite women with young faces… in which case he’s clearly failing to look around, there’s women all over the world like that), since Japan has an intensely conservative culture already with very strict gender roles.

darkstarr
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I just love that saying Trump is like Jesus is literally just blasphemy which you would go to hell for

eiscreme
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just because you're lactose intolerant doesn't mean I can't have ice cream

jamesnelson
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“Where is my existence ending space rock?”
Is SUCH a good line.

greenshirt
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The biggest reasoning behind why so many religious types hated Carl Sagan was that he explained how so many things about the creation of the universe, the Earth, and life on Earth came about without a deity, and explained it in a way that any layman could understand it. He also was someone who believed in questioning everything, and hated those who fell to mysticism to try and explain things they didn't understand. The worst thing about the pictures, is that the second picture was taken when he was suffering from cancer (of which he died from), that had absolutely nothing to do with atheism.

AurizenDarkstar
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'No, you're not an icon. You're not a "slay queen" or an "e-boy". You're a sinner."

That sounds like a dril tweet and without knowing the subreddit I'd have assumed it was a joke

chuckmcluckin
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Im honestly really dissapointed that the guy who made the "go get pregnant and have an abortion right now" comic isnt being satire. That comic is 100% serious, somehow.

cheesuschrist
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9:43….that poor woman. 7 kids? Seriously? Get off her dude, use protection. And try not to go Dugger family.

ImYourCherryBomb
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Imagine thinking that pleasing your wife and enjoying her company physically is perverse and sinful.

tergish
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23:50 I just hope the cartoon lady can give birth safely because that baby is facing all the wrong directions

justagirlwearingglasses
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I gotta ask...if the stadium getting flooded months after "mocking God" a sign from him...what does that mean for the church that burned down during service?

UsagiZakura
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I feel like people forget that the bible wasn’t sent down by god, it was written by a bunch of guys over a really long time.

paxlash
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29:35 I believe this is the graphic rendition ofBible contradictions. Every line connects the two parts that contradict each other,

undecidedmiddleground
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6:44 the boundary between devoted Christian and a follower of adolph hitler is thinner than it seems

MernoNM
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Robin I also grew up Mormon, I wasn't forced to go to church, but I felt like I had to, I'm glad you shared this with us, we love you.

november.foxtrot
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As someone who have read the bible about 12 times I love to using it as an argument against pro lifers

greloninja
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I'm sick in bed with the flu right now, but Emkay videos never fail to entertain. Christian bullshit is one of my favorite things to laugh at. Perfect timing, you guys. Love your content

kiwid
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26:22 As a dinosaur nerd, this is actually quite interesting to explain!

First tho, i wanna ask this person if she believes that Elephants, Kangaroos and Crocodiles aren't real, i mean, the Elephant on top would crush the one on the bottom if they did the thingy, and Kangaroos and non-avian Reptiles do have a big tail on the way of the bottom gate, how can they do sex?? Wouldn't Giraffes tip over if they had sex? Wouldn't Porcupines and Hedgehogs get hurt by their prickles? I dunno, maybe because animals are not toys and they can get around??

But responding to the dino furnication question, there are many ways they could have copulated. The more simple and direct way is that many species could have a prehensile penis, similar to the ones found in ducks, or they would have done a cloacal kiss like many birds do today, since they could simply, y'now, just get around the tail of the partner and copulate laterally.

For sauropods ( long-necked dinosaurs ) it's a bit more interesting, since they were HUGE, many times bigger than the biggest elephant alive today.

We know that EVERY sauropod was able to rear up on their back legs due to calculations on their body anatomy, musculature and center of mass. Of course, the ammount of time a sauropod could rear on it's legs would depend on it's species.

Sauropods like Brachiosaurus and Sauroposeidon could barely hold their weight on their back legs, since their arms were significantly longer than their legs, but due to their anatomy, they were possibly the only sauropods who didn't need to rear up to fornicate, due to the aforementioned smaller back legs and the small tail.

Other sauropods, such as Titanosaurs like Dreadnoughtus and Dicraeosaurs like Bajadasaurus, would have a much better time rearing on their back legs to copulate.

Diplodocid dinosaurs in specific, such as Diplodocus and Brontosaurus, were, in fact, specially good at rearing on their back legs due to their long tails, which gave them a stable center of mass, so it's quite unfortunate that they used the sauropods that were the best at sexing in the "anti-dinosaur" pic.

Another cool thing to analyse here are the Stegosaurus. Unlike most other dinosaurs, Stegosaurids, such as Stegosaurus, Kentrosaurus and Miragaia, had spiky backs that would hurt a mate if they tried to copulate from above, so instead, it is thought that Stegosaurs did the unthinkable, something animals COULD NEVER DO: Lay down to have sex.

The same is also true for sail-back dinosaurs, such as Spinosaurus and Ouranosaurus ( which, by the way, they didn't had humps to support the weight of their partner, it's actually quite fascinating to learn how osteology works, i recommend checking it out! )

spookyonyx
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I’m not an atheist but I am agnostic. My personal policy is that as long as you’re not hurting yourself or anyone around you then you should live your life how you want. Don’t live your life in a way that will ensure a good afterlife that none of us are certain is real

Ann-Abel
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I wonder how many religious people who try ban books because they’re “not appropriate” have actually read the bible

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