God Makes Golden Retrievers

Have you heard of the all american prophet?

[loganb]

“I have just met you, and I LOVE you.” - Every golden retriever ever

[butters]

"It will fall in love with every single person it meets."
"You're my friend, you just dont know it yet." - Golden retriever

[ALuckyKat]

My Golden forced our angry cat to be her friend. Everyone loved her😂 she made them.

[GordetteGal]

"What's Joseph Smith doing?"
Effing brilliant 😂

[virnakoutrakou]

As a proud golden retriever mum, I can assure you that goldens are made from 50% Sunshine, 30% rainbows and 120% vacuum cleaner!!!

[Chair]

It’s called a golden retriever because it’s got the fur of a golden angel, and it retrieves your love and attraction like a magnet❤ ❤❤❤

[gltch]

“What is Joseph Smith doing?” HAD ME DEAD 😂

[Lowskiiiii]

“ No dude Jesus Drive a *Honda Accord* “
Best line ever

[mjprozac]

I was on a run one day and there was an unleashed golden retriever coming from the other direction. The dog ran up to me as though I was its best friend that it had not seen in 10 years and as if I had been presumed dead. Then jumped all over me with so much excitement and love and did not let up.
It wasn't the greatest move on its owner's part to have it unleashed like that, but I was still so happy they did. That dog was so incredible. I look back and think about it from time to time just wondering what it would be like to love people. All people. THAT much..

[magdiellopez]

"No bro Jesus drives a Honda accord I just told you that" HAD ME

[ughitsanni]

”still sad? get another one!” we have three

[MsLauraBeth]

I’ve had 8 Golden Retrievers over the past 40 years - best, silliest, happiest & most loveable, snuggle bugs ever!

[Momcat_maggiefelinefan]

The Joseph Smith was priceless! Thanks for the laugh! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

[tabletimekeenan]

"Do you know why they are called 'golden retrievers'? Because that's what they're worth... GOLD!"

[agataolejarczyk]

Best dog is my neighbours dog, Mia. She looks like a chihuahua and she barks when she sees you. But, her barks teanslate to "come here at once and rub my belly, here it is, if you won't comply i will continue barking until you pet me, ah yes, that's the spot".
She's the cutest!

[bellaasperheim]

“Well he’s still a good boi” words of the century

[ethanwoods]

Golden retrievers are by no doubt one of the kindest, energetic, and biggest appetite dogs out there

[ruthenium--]

“The Bible says 2 dogs is better than 1” 😂

[Claze.gaming]

My golden retriever was put down recently and this just made me smile and remember her

[shadowkittycat]

"What's Joseph Smith doing?" followed by the beginning notes of all American prophet is amazing 😊