How to Be a MAGA Superstar

Mangy Fetlocks has noticed certain traits and behaviors that seem universal among adherents to the MAGA movement. For those who wish to become MAGAts (but have not sustained any serious head injury or possess a profound personality disorder) Mangy wrote this song to outline some of the basic tenets every good, blindly-obedient MAGAt needs to master. Lyrics below:

Pretend you care about The Constitution,
but back someone who flouts it every day.
Pretend you care ‘bout legal institutions,
but back someone who wants them blown away.
Pretend you’re interested in law and order,
but back someone who loves to break the law.
Pretend that you’re concerned about our border,
lauding the guy who, caging children, oversaw.

Pretend you’re a devoted sort of Christian,
but back a pussy-grabbing S.O.B.
On liberty for all keep on insisting,
but scream out “lock her up” repeatedly.
Pretend you are the type who loves our nation,
but hates those who look different than you.
Pretend you stand for people’s liberation
but back fascism in all you say and do.

To be a MAGAt is to be an actor
pretending you are something that you’re not.
Delusionality is a prime factor
in helping justify the hate you’ve got.

To be a MAGAt is to encourage treason
against the country that you claim to love.
Just fools devoid of knowledge, thought and reason
is what the MAGA movement is made of.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson

[laurelcosten]

Bruce,
So sorry I missed the chat this morning. This song was great fun! Always a good way to start my day!
Congratulations also on creeping ever closer to the magic 50K!!! Only 600 to go!
Till the morning…..

[lechatbotte.]

I could never find fault with your songs they’re always spot on

[leanntincher]

You hit the nail on the head with this one. Thanks, Mangy. Now everyone needs to get out and vote blue. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[ld]

I love the way you put it out there Mangy!! Another great song thank you! Have a beautiful day all.

[Bildgesmythe]

Here's to the day MAGA is forgotten in the past.

[cathypollock]

You are so right Bruce. Perhaps another good song to play at magat rallies, course they don't understand the truth.

[JivebunnyFerris]

Signed in for the morning! Looking forward to it.

[knotheadusc]

Another good one. I don’t understand the hypocrisy of people who follow the MAGA movement. Especially when they claim to love the Constitution and are supposed Christians. It really boggles the mind.

[MBerry-wkjx]

Love visiting with you to lighten my day.

[bradmcewen]

I got a hunch it is studying the Dark Triad traits, applying the technique, add sadism to bind everything together into full Dark Tetrad, and your in !

[old_grey_cat]

Best wishes for good health, longer life, and slighter better scansion. Thanks for the sad smiles. 🙂

[wmschooley]

HOW do you come up with these wonderful insightful songs day in and day out? They're one reason I check youtube daily. I start my day with joy Please keep up the good work. Respectfully, W.S.

[ukindnesss]

Love that song, Thank you Brucee! Now I will hear you humming all day, very catchy song. hmmm hmm hmmm Vote Blue

[gabriellew]

The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland has become the Mad Red Hatter of today.

[christyann]

What's it called when the words of a song are so maga dark and sinister, and the music is so flowing and beautiful? Yet it just seems to work?

Thank you Bruce! 💙🎵🥰

[wernerheikohenning]

Talking about Superstar, I hope Trump and JV will end up like the Best New Artist from the 32nd Grammy Awards ceremony. And blame it on the rain while everyone forgets their number, not going to miss them.

[chamonix]

Such a sweet song!!
I once used words like this and got a 24-hour timeout !

[SuperAtoZman]

I'm telling you folks, this guy right here has got a way with words...

[BillMSmith]

For some reason superstardom was never on my to do list. So I think I'll pass on this "Magat" thing. I am considering courting notoriety though. My neighbor has a massive *rum* sign on his flagpole, just below the Stars and Stripes. I'm thinking of putting up a modified version of that ugly banner, I just need to work on the design a bit.

[kensmith]

Another great song diminished only by the fact it needs more cowbell. We should add more cowbell while we can. If MAGA gets power they might ban them.