Hydrophobic Club Moss Spores

[bissdoesyoutube]

step 1: wait for it to rain
step 2: cover yourself in club moss
step 3: fly

[andreapanattoni]

That's something I would waste My entire day on

[amaze]

Step 1: Eat club moss
Step 2: You cant absorb water lmao
Step 3: Dehydrate into cactus

[neologicalgamer]

C'mon man it's 2023 now, we ain't hydrophobic no more

[tuckerbeddiges]

1. Cover yourself in club moss
2. Jump in the ocean
3. You’re a fish

[yogismokes]

Make it a suit. Explore the ocean. Become Aquaman.

[YourGenericJosh]

He is probably the favourite teacher that everyone wants

[UzairAfsar]

Step 1: go to a lake
Step 2: cover your socks with club moss
Step 3: walk on water

[itisacceptable]

"Well then, how do we wash them out?"

"That's the neat part. You don't."

[chip]

Step 1: Fill your lungs with spores
Step 2: Find a lake
Step 3: Water Breathing IRL

[tialud]

Club Moss is so hydrophobic ! How much prejudice in the middle of 2024 😢

[rainbowpuppet]

Hey those pumpkin candies are actually quite good!!

[crimson]

Your fingers will never get wet but now you have to wash off the spores...

[Screen_solar]

First we had bill nye the scientist guy now we got chem Phil the science dilf

[chadspamton]

“I’m not hydrophobic, I have a bunch of wet friends!”
- club moss probably

[niggasinkanpur]

Superman is afraid of Kryptonite
Meanwhile Aquaman:

[iperlonka]

Фраза "выйти сухим из воды" преобретает новый смысл

[givemeaname]

Legend says he's trying to wash off those spores till this date

[SageKittyDraws]

*intensely coats my whole body in it and walks on rain* 👁👁

[tntcookies]

You look so much like my old science teacher that I had to pause for a second 😆