Phrases You Never Hear in a Guitar Store

[MusicisWin]

Am I crazy or do the employees in this store all sound like me? XD

What phrase have you never heard in a guitar store?

[katicasey]

Something I've never said in a guitar store:
"Hey, I can afford this."

[ja-nathen]

The passive aggressiveness in this video is scary

[mason]

“I should learn the rest of the song”

lol

[Parasyte]

The volume guy is me, I’m always so paranoid that people are judging me. But I am a bass player after all so...

[Jeishiiii]

“You know, maybe i should play bass.”

That one guy who actually did that:

[cyberwolf]

“Is it cool if I play Stairway to heaven?”
“Sure!”

Yeah I’ve never heard that one.

[facepalmdaily]

"I don't need to have an amplifier."

True fact: my dad bought me my first guitar when I was 15. Just the guitar. No amp. He actually told the guys, "He doesn't need an amp. He's fine with just this."

My first year of guitar was on a Squier with no amp.

[themelnova]

"You know what, I'm not going to play sweet home Alabama."

~Nobody ever, ever.

[jarryharvis]

"I'm glad that i'm left handed, there's so many guitars to choose from here" ...

[konekoray]

"You know...maybe I should play _bass_?"


As a bassist, I feel personally attacked, and I do not know why.

[HackerDoge]

“Would you like 1000 dollars?” Lol 😂 I would go to a guitar store everyday if I heard this.

[franklynpatterson]

" I shouldn't play Smoke on the Water; that would annoy everyone".

[kaveman_realh]

Never heard in a guitar store:

“Oh neat, a banjo!”

[Sticknub]

*"Wow, I'm so glad that I, an antisocial person, am being watched by every employee in the store! I bet they don't think I'm doing absolutely terrible!"*

[muhperson]

Now we just need the “Phrases you always hear in guitar stores”

[AIConfirmed]

Im just gonna ignore that nobody ever mentioned how he DIDN'T STEAL THE PICK WTF THAT'S ILLEGAL😂😂😂

[stringcuber]

"Since I tuned the guitar to drop C maybe I should tune it back to standard before I put it back"

[miket]

“Damn, I wish someone would play wonderwall”

[In_Scnlon]

I’m the type of guy that whenever I see people picking up an instrument I start thinking “I hope they know how to play”