Solstie- Slab & the Dumb Hats (Official Audio)

Taken from "The Diamond Queen", available everywhere now.

Here we see the titular Slab as she tries to find out which dumb hat is best suited for her. Remember, as a young witch in training, this is a very hard decision for her.

Lyrics
In order to be the best of all witches
Appearance is everything
In order to be the best of all time
you gotta have a stylish hat
It could always be anything like a
simple baseball cap, maybe a bowler
But none of these options will do
I need to think more critically
In order to be the best of all witches
you gotta have a rockin theme song

This is not how I wanted it to go
This song doesn't have a straight beat
If you are free this afternoon
Maybe you could sing along with me

In order to be the best witch ever
You gotta have the perfect hat
Snapdragon knows of this
Can't believe she gave me a gift
A gift of love, a gift of passion
Straight through the heart it pierced me
Until I found out the arrow's plastic
Like the stuff that's in the ocean

I know I'm the best of all witches
Because I have the perfect hat
Who knows if I stole it from someone
who's very short and very purple

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